Next Tory leader/ UK Prime Minister (2022)

[Madíson]

We didn’t need more time global warming. Only one of the two wants to cut green taxes, and only one of them is opposed with popularist short-termist sugar-rush cakeist economics.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

their three quick win “green” actions / policies were shit

 

[GNL]

Liz mentioning that she was a 'teenage eco-warrior' when she then worked in the OIL INDUSTRY straight out of uni and became a Tory. EVIL.

 

[Funky]

I know he's an evil cunt, but he comes across so much better. HOW IS HE BEHIND?

Because the Tories like useless soundbite overlords to rule them.

 

[dmlaw]

Based on the BBC's polls of Tory members, it looks like Sunak's interrupting has gone down very poorly. The members seem to be barely restraining themselves from describing him as 'uppity'.

 

[GNL]

The nation has spoken (after Rishi Sunak cut them off twice). The GP prefers Rishi. The Tory members prefer Liz.

It's all going according to plan

 

[Lucille]

Pop the fizz for Liz.

 

[Hak]

£100 hair
New make-up artist
Slanted messaging on point
Positioning angled at Tory base
Staying on script

Is this Liz' first ever public debate win?

 

[Indie]

It's been a long time since I've agreed with the Lib Dems, but their press release last night was on point.

 

[Madíson]

It's been a long time since I've agreed with the Lib Dems, but their press release last night was on point.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

RISHI IS A HIT WITH THE GP

Is he on the TikTok shart?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[COB]

Suedey has been well and truly TRUSSED UP

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Truss ME UP DADDY!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GNL]

Oh FUCK

 

[Madíson]

The party numbers are still fine:

 

[ManicKangaroo]

There's another debate on Talk TV now and he's obviously learnt from his mistakes and hasn't interrupted her (yet)

 

[VoR]

I wonder if Rishi would stay on long as a backbench MP if he didn’t win?

 

[Lucille]

 

[Christian]

Talk TV debate taken off air after a "crash" on set and Liz exclaiming "OMG" before cutting to BLACK

 

[Pingu]

Good grief!

 

[Soldi]

 

[VoR]

Is Talk TV staffed exclusively by the nearly-dead in addition to catering exclusively to them?

 

[Madíson]

Fuller video:

 

[GinAg (39)]

Probably passed out Gillian McKeith style to get out of listening to Truss, which is worse than a Bushtucker trial.

 

[Iguana]

Liz just got a new memeable moment

Queen of memes!

 

[Lucille]

I think she ruptured a bussy LIVE ON AIR.

 

[Madíson]

Truss: What do we do now? Poke her with a stick?

 

[GinAg (39)]

To think, collapsing on TV after everything that happened to Maddie.

 

[VoR]

Was it the host, then? Obviously wasn't the principal cameraman.

 

[Lucille]

Thank god its one viewer was recording.

 

[Iguana]

Katy Balls says they're just chatting with the audience now

 

[Iguana]

I can't imagine how awkward that must be!

 

[Lucille]

All 9 of them!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Liz discovering there's no pork on the menu

 

[dmlaw]

If God has started striking down the people who work for this channel, you’d think he could have done Piers Morgan first.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I corrected the obvious error

 

[GinAg (39)]

Honestly Liz couldn't buy that publicity. She actually appeared human for a moment.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

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