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I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.
Okay, so whatdya think you’re Elvis or something?
She ate cuntaminated food at the mother buffet and had explosive slayarrhea.
Got this in a Kinder egg and thought of you:
Saw this and thought of you xx
Naymum
She's a real carpenter’s dream - flat as a board and needs a screw!
You can't do the food shopping in Harrods!
Of course you can! You can't expect the people who live in Knightsbridge to eat out ALL the time.
The last time you got fucked was by genetics
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but I'm pretty!
Mummy threatened Lulu with an Irn Bru bottle in the 60's. I bet that's not in the play! Daddy still refuses to have 'Boom Bang A Bang' piped through his iron lung. He may be braindead but he's got principles.
We made a promise we swore we’d always remember,
No retreat, baby
No surrender
I wonder if she’s getting bacterIAH in her vaginAH?
Where there's smoke there's fire. Well you know what else there is? FUCKING ARSON.
This is your Posse Bonus, this is your EXT-RAY
She's a whore, she's a slut, she's a tart, she's a mole. She's a fucking embarrassment.
Donatella VERSACE
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