🌹Britney's Indefinite Work Hiatus: The Instagram Years🌹

[supermassive]

I actually forgot that this was the "leak" that started it all

 

[supermassive]

She's stopped reblogging from Pinterest posting and ACTIVATED

 

[GNL]

I don't think DREAMS stand up in a court of law, TRISH.

 

[POP!]

For anyone that missed the posts:



"I WILL SUE THE SHIT OUT OF TRISTAR"

 

[supermassive]

This is a fun impression

 

[Saltwater]

She's on holiday.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Britney
LET"S GO


I had a total moment to Why Should I BE Sad the other day

 

[OutSynk]

She's on holiday.

 

[Mats]

 

[Pipo]

I got a plan
we can do it just what you want it
Baby, baby, baby



Get naked, get naked, get naked, get naked
Get naked, get naked, get naked, get naked
Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off

 

[supermassive]

Is she in Gran Canaria Play Del Ingles x

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is she in Gran Canaria Play Del Ingles x

And if so can we also please all go xx

 

[lolly]

The feeling of sand between my toes makes me retch. I dread to think what it must be like up your foof.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The feeling of sand between my toes makes me retch. I dread to think what it must be like up your foof.

What about in your anus

 

[lolly]

What about in your anus

I've only ever done anal on a pebble beach

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I've only ever done anal on a pebble beach

what about Elbow beach

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh.

 

[lolly]

I don't think I've ever had ANY sort of shenanigans on a beach

 

[Pipo]

She's on holiday.

when is this bitch not?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I don't think I've ever had ANY sort of shenanigans on a beach

I've had the usual bits'n'bobs (hi @Alias #23 ) but nothing serious.

 

[lolly]

I don't like being on beaches enough to get up to anything on one. I'd much rather have a quick fingering in a library behind the Maeve Binchys.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I don't like being on beaches enough to get up to anything on one. I'd much rather have a quick fingering in a library behind the Maeve Binchys.

What about blowjobs?

 

[Saltwater]

I don't think I've ever had ANY sort of shenanigans on a beach

I've had oral activities but it was pebbles not sand.

 

[lolly]

What about blowjobs?

On a beach? Never.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[SystemAddict]

What an unusual and uncomfortable looking BUTT PLUG.

 

[Mats]

What an unusual and uncomfortable looking BUTT PLUG.

oh I've seen them about

 

[Cerro de Casa]

oh I've seen them about

Show us

 

[SystemAddict]

Show us

Spoiler

 

[OutSynk]

Literally “My pussy is hanging out”

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Call me old fashioned but when it comes to buttplugs I'm a silicone boy

 

[POP!]

Trying to unpack this one

 

[Saltwater]

She's gonna sue them all and the competition!

 

[SystemAddict]

Trying to unpack this one

I love her Moopy posting style towards THE END and the fact that she used a bricks and mortar house icon for the trailer home.

God Bless Queen Britney when she’s been on the Cheetos vodkas.

 

[Diddy]

what about Elbow beach

Never up to the elbow

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Saltwater]

Am not sure I understood everything but am wowed by how she progresses from one thing to another. And the breast-chess-chest metaphor.

 

[Pipo]

did somebody take a screen shot??

 

[Saltwater]

did somebody take a screen shot??

She was talking about holding another woman's baby in Maui and then how much milk she had when she had the babies, called herself a milk factory, at one point she had 12 bottles of breast milk in the room, then how men use women, how her father played her, like a game of chess, only it's not chess it's chest, because men don't have boobs. At least that's what I made of it.

Edit: Found it