2003 UK Official Charts Number One Hits SURVIVOR (Round 2 - Vote to EVICT)

[Haiku Rewrites]

Changes are coming, Moopy has said NO to 8 songs as they are denied entry into the next round of the competition and eliminated here and now!

Results:
16. Daniel Bedingfield - Never Gonna Leave Your Side (2nd August) - Round 1 (14.0% to save)
17. R. Kelly - Ignition (17th May) - Round 1 (11.6% to save)
18. Busted - You Said No (3rd May) - Round 1 (9.3% to save)
18. Busted - Crashed the Wedding (22nd November) - Round 1 (9.3% to save)
20. Westlife - Mandy (29th November) - Round 1 (7.0% to save)
21. Gareth Gates feat. The Kumars - Spirit in the Sky (22nd March) - Round 1 (4.7% to save)
22. David Sneddon - Stop Living the Lie (25th January) - Round 1 (2.3% to save)
22. Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne - Changes (20th December) - Round 1 (2.3% to save)

15 songs will square off now in Round 2! The hands of time wash themselves clean of the previous round's result, as we now welcome a vote to EVICT.

In this round, you are voting to EVICT UP TO 7 OF your least favourite songs. Start the voting now!

 

[Pipo]

Excuse me, can you start again? some PEOPLE are voting for Girls Aloud

 

[Zu]

Excuse me, can you start again? some PEOPLE are voting for Girls Aloud

 

[Zu]

Some very SICK AND NASTY people!

 

[D5K]

Excuse me, can you start again? some PEOPLE are voting for Girls Aloud

They had their glory in the 2002 survivor.

 

[dmlaw]

Excuse me, can you start again? some PEOPLE are voting for Girls Aloud

They are from 2002!

 

[Alex]

Get rid of that drippy oversung mess Beautiful

 

[Zu]

They had their glory in the 2002 survivor.

There is such a thing as deserving DOUBLE GLORY

This isn’t some CUNTISH NON-STARTER we’re talking about! Where’s the RESPECT?

 

[D5K]

There is such a thing as deserving DOUBLE GLORY

This isn’t some CUNTISH NON-STARTER we’re talking about! Where’s the RESPECT?

We paid our respects in June. MOVE ON.

 

[Pipo]

Imagine how amazing SOTU is that it PISSES all over most releases from 2003. It's that good

 

[Inner Smile]

Mad World
Be Faithful
Make Luv

 

[Vicky the Vole]

Fatman Scoop is awful.

 

[straightorbroken]

My reactions at some vote counts:

To evict?





To evict?






TO EVICT????

 

[Zu]

I’m pleased to see that I’m not the only one who wants rid of the ghastly Crazy In Love

 

[Pipo]

I’m pleased to see that I’m not the only one who wants rid of the ghastly Crazy In Love

I will vote for it in the next round. Surely, despite its status, it has become one of her WEAKEST singles.

 

[Zu]

I will vote for it in the next round. Surely, despite its status, it has become one of her WEAKEST singles.

JOLLY GOOD. The whole thing always sounds like a single note (or chord) to me and is not unlike a STUCK POO. Also I fucking despise that riff and it all brings to mind a very ugly incident at the pub featuring ashtrays being thrown (with a hint of )

 

[Zu]

Also who would choose notoriously miserable D MINOR for a song about being crazy in love?

THE ILLUMINATI, THAT’S WHO

 

[Zu]

Poor Beyoncé was never the same after they pinned her down for that lobotomy in the Dairy Queen

 

[Vicky the Vole]

Most of Beyonce's songs are weak to be fair.

 

[Devil]

I’m sorry but Fatman Scoop is a HOOT

 

[Inner Smile]

Most of Beyonce's songs are weak to be fair.

That's a bit harsh isn't it

 

[Soldi]

Most of Beyonce's songs are weak to be fair.

 

[Zu]

That's a bit harsh isn't it

Vicky’s not one for discernment

 

[Zu]

I can’t really stand Beyoncé but WEAK is just nonsense

 

[Vicky the Vole]

I can’t really stand Beyoncé but WEAK is just nonsense

What I mean is, she hasn't got one song that makes you have to stop what you're doing and listen to it whenever it comes on.

 

[GinAg (39)]

What I mean is, she hasn't got one song that makes you have to stop what you're doing and listen to it whenever it comes on.

Speak for yourself.