Andra Chansen 2021 - Pick Your Fighters

[Apoca]

She's wearing JENNY SILVER'S ARM, GIVE HER A BREAK

 

[Raining on Me]

I can't remember what I said about Klara and her song before, other than it was clearly too big for her voice, but I'll happily take it tonight. It will be pretty awful to lose against Efraim

 

[Lucille]

Awwww I forgot about her BROKEN PARTS

 

[D5K]

I love this completely unoriginal Ryan Tedder knock-off.

but also detest the “oh no oh yeah” moment...

 

[COB]

God this really is FABULOUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DESPISE THE KEY CHANGE

 

[COB]

Those sparks might set off her robot parts though

 

[D5K]

Halo halo halo

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't believe SOME QUEENS here chose Efraim over this

 

[Lucille]

She looks very wholesome and Swedish.

 

[RJN]

Imagine Klara and Clara trying to have a conversation

 

[FetchFugly]

She was a bit better than I remembered. Agree that it would be such a slap in the face to be rejected in favour of the completely hopeless Efraim.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh here’s thin Peter Kay (not dead). I hope Klara absolutely flattens him.

 

[RJN]

Maybe Efraim will look less terrified this time

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine Klara and Clara trying to have a conversation

I've NEVER met anyone with the same name as me (other than my grandpa)

 

[FetchFugly]

Klara making no comment on his performing abilities.

 

[ButterTart]

Klara is a lot fitter in the VT than she is on stage.

 

[ButterTart]

I've NEVER met anyone with the same name as me (other than my grandpa)

Your granddad’s called Dark Carnival?

 

[Lucille]

This twink looks riddled.

 

[RJN]

Klara is a lot fitter in the VT than she is on stage.

She's very pretty, she was just wearing a horrible outfit

 

[D5K]

This song would add NOTHING to the final.

 

[FetchFugly]

The sad leg lifting bit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He looks DISTRESSED.

Poor love.

 

[D5K]

This song would add NOTHING to the final.

Oh maybe some wordart

 

[COB]

This twink looks riddled.

Some people are INTO THAT apparently!

 

[Lucille]

More white trousers, hope he hasn’t caught the BOTTOM BURPS.

 

[ButterTart]

The mic stand has more stage presence.

 

[RJN]

Just 1 more minute Efraim and this nightmare will finally be over. You can do it!

 

[D5K]

It can’t be a good sign when even I could do the choreography

 

[Suomi]

If Efraim makes it to the final he will be the most unprofessional in years, it’s like watching a SIXTH FORM PLAY

 

[Lucille]

Some people are INTO THAT apparently!

GROSS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

More white trousers, hope he hasn’t caught the BOTTOM BURPS.

His face suggests he's HOLDING BACK THE TIDE

 

[Madíson]

Can't sing, can't dance. What's the point of this guy?

 

[D5K]

If Efraim makes it to the final he will be the most unprofessional in years, it’s like watching a SIXTH FORM PLAY

Anton’s already there

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh here’s thin Peter Kay (not dead)

How do you even come to these conclusions.

He's dreadful, quite pretty, despite PETER EMACIATED KAY imagery in my head, but fucking hell, FUCK OFF EFRAIM

 

[ButterTart]

The mince around the maypole choreography

HOW did this beat Good Life?

 

[Alla]

Efraim is winning this duel easily, you can tell.

 

[ButterTart]

How do you even come to these conclusions.

He's dreadful, quite pretty, despite PETER EMACIATED KAY imagery in my head, but fucking hell, FUCK OFF EFRAIM

He’s got the same face as Peter Kay!

 

[Apoca]

Look at the upside - if he qualifies and is placed next to CHARLOTTE, that will be a hilarious CHASM in professionalism and STAGE PRESENCE

 

[Lucille]

Anton’s already there

At least he’s got his desperate coked up hun energy.