ASFM: Heat One - Live from the BHS Cafe. VOTING CLOSES THURS 28.10 @ 5pm

[Lucille]

A selection of Birmingham BHS Cafe (RIP) TripAdvisor reviews. Martin R got me working on a Rinna single tear moment.

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She shouted (VIOLENTLY)

 

[Kate]

I’d say STUFFING, PIGS IN BLANKETS, TURKEY and PARSNIPS are all non traditional Roast Dinner components.

Oooh no parsnips are essential. And I'd always have stuffing with a roast chicken.

 

[Kate]

I would like to change my Moopy Icon to COLD SOUP WHAT TASTED LIKE TOMATO PUREE please

 

[RJN]

I would like to change my Moopy Icon to COLD SOUP WHAT TASTED LIKE TOMATO PUREE please

I’d like to go back in time and have that be my cocktail for that round of ASFM

 

[Kate]

The AUDACITY of the poor lady trying to give Martin a nice DISCOUNT by putting his meal through as a kids' one!

 

[Lucille]

I remember once getting a soup in Whitechapel library (DON’T ASK) that was FROZEN in the middle.

 

[Lucille]

The AUDACITY of the poor lady trying to give Martin a nice DISCOUNT by putting his meal through as a kids' one!

He’s CLEARLY AN ADULT!

 

[Raining on Me]

Is the twist that all the eliminees get locked in a BHS cafe until they go mad. And then the first person to completely eat the green baked potato horror gets a free pass to the final.

Hang on that's not a twist, it just makes sense

 

[Kate]

He’s CLEARLY AN ADULT!

These are ADULT SOSIGES FOR AN ADULT MAN! HOW VERY DARE YOU!

 

[Kate]

20 minutes to go (VIOLENTLY)

 

[Kate]

19p discount for Martin R

 

[Lucille]

18 piece breakfast.

 

[Kate]

18 FULLY GROWN ADULTS!

 

[RJN]

He’s CLEARLY AN ADULT!

As someone who is also CLEARLY AN ADULT, I’d be thrilled to just be charged for a kids meal

 

[Lucille]

17 middle aged gays lingering furtively in the BHS café toilets.

 

[Kate]

14 more baked beans to eat on @ButterTart's tea.

 

[Lucille]

ONLY 6 CHIPS LEFT.

 

[Suomi]

5 minutes!

I will be posting a short intro video in the opening post and in the most recent post, before then posting the playlist. NO PEEKING! A recap video will be posted at the end of the ten songs and voting will be explained.

There may also be time for this week's segment, entitled FLOPS

 

[Lucille]

4 hostages trained in video editing.

 

[ButterTart]

4 minutes until everything changes for everyone, forever.

 

[ButterTart]

4 hostages trained in video editing.

They were all dead long before this contest was announced

 

[Kate]

Pls to give those of us watching it on our TVs a minute or two warning

 

[Lucille]

BHS café, more like BUS café.

 

[Kate]

BUSSY café??

 

[Suomi]

Okay I will post the link to the playlist NOW in order to get ready

 

[Lucille]

They were all dead long before this contest was announced

BT there’s not a FINITE amount of hostages in the world

 

[Cerro de Casa]

B
H
S
CAFE

B
H
S
CAFE


To the tune of
C-A-N-D-Y
C-A-N-D-Y


If you know, you know.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I won't able to play for about 15 mins.

Ugh

 

[Kate]

B
H
S
CAFE

B
H
S
CAFE


To the tune of
C-A-N-D-Y
C-A-N-D-Y


If you know, you know.

I don't know, but now I'm singing it to the tune of B-I-N-G-O

 

[ButterTart]

I'm all excited and I've already heard the songs. Christ, I'm easily suited.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know, but now I'm singing it to the tune of B-I-N-G-O

Now this is relatable content.

B-H-S-Ca-Fe
Their Breakfasts Had Ten I-tems

 

[dmlaw]

I won't able to play for about 15 mins.

Ugh

Suomi has posted a single YouTube video in the first post, so you might make it yet.

 

[Suomi]

INTRO AND PLAYLIST IN FIRST POST

 

[Suomi]

PLAYLIST ALSO HERE PRESS PLAY AT 7:05

 

[RJN]

I think you may have posted just the first video and not the playlist?

 

[Kate]

HELP PLEASE IT'S ONLY GOING TO ONE SONG

 

[Kratz]

Just passing through the lighting department if anybody needs anything…

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Are we playing the first song?

 

[Suomi]

NO WATCH THE INTRO

 

[GinAg (39)]