ASFM: The ICONS DE MOOP Gala

[ButterTart]

8. Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts

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[Tisch]

I hope someone's entered

[Insert honeymoon joke here]

 

[RJN]

I hope someone's entered

It is the honeymoon

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope someone's entered

@Iguana

 

[ButterTart]

I hope someone's entered

I'd have thought Iguana would have, they've been married nearly a week.

 

[RJN]

Ugh

 

[Iguana]

[Insert honeymoon joke here]

It is the honeymoon

@Iguana

I'd have thought Iguana would have, they've been married nearly a week.

Ugh

 

[ButterTart]

9. Internet Safety Crocodile

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[COB]

8. Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts
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Fun fact, my mother genuinely CANNOT LOOK AT HER and has never been able to because of her neck

 

[COB]

9. Internet Safety Crocodile
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Bring him back now, we won't take less!

 

[RJN]

Don’t be sad, we can make jokes about you being entered too

 

[Lucille]

Fun fact, my mother genuinely CANNOT LOOK AT HER and has never been able to because of her neck

I KINDA WANT TO FUCK IT.

 

[ButterTart]

10. Toppy Carrot

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[Tisch]

Fun fact, my mother genuinely CANNOT LOOK AT HER and has never been able to because of her neck

Lolling all over the place because I assumed this was about the Internet Safety Crocodile

 

[dmlaw]

Don’t be sad, we can make jokes about you being entered too

Someone should consult the spreadsheet to confirm which of the jokes is more appropriate.

 

[COB]

10. Toppy Carrot
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[ButterTart]

I KINDA WANT TO FUCK IT.

It looks like several vaginas so we can all have a go at the same time.

 

[Tisch]

Don’t be sad, we can make jokes about you being entered too

NAH

 

[octophone]

10. Toppy Carrot
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The only one of these that could be correctly described as a Moopy icon!

 

[RJN]

NAH

I said JOKES

 

[Lucille]

No MARTH? That POOR WOMAN.

 

[COB]

No MARTH? That POOR WOMAN.

It's just BLOW AFTER BLOW for her

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Was that all?

 

[Lucille]

It's just BLOW AFTER BLOW for her

AND AT HER AGE.

 

[ButterTart]

That's your lot

 

[dmlaw]

When does the poll for which of the icons should get extra points open?

 

[COB]

Congratulations on a flawless presentation @ButterTart and @Suomi, now bring on the heats

 

[GinAg (39)]

10. Toppy Carrot
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A TRUE ICON

 

[GinAg (39)]

When does the poll for which of the icons should get extra points open?

You!

 

[Lucille]

Well done to the 20% of you who understood the assignment.

 

[octophone]

Well done to the 20% of you who understood the assignment.

2.5% by my reckoning.

 

[ButterTart]

HEAT 1:
Floella Benjamin
Tina Knowles
The Sexual Goose
Cunt on a Bouncy Castle
Patsy Stone
Tina Yothers
ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden
Laura Põldvere
François Ozon
The Kettering Twink

HEAT 2
Kitty Brucknell
Shriekeline "Shreeky" No Heart
I Ya Babes
Kelly Rowland phoning in sick
Lauren Harries
Margo
Tisch & Iguana's Wedding
Dakota Johnson Ending Ellen's Career
Faloola Chong
Cleopatra

HEAT 3
Danielle Jane Minogue
Dascha Polanco
Moonbaby
Moving To Zone 6
Suomi
Cat Smuggler
Blanche Hunt
Nink in the Sink
Alison Goldfrapp
Linda La Hughes

HEAT 4
Miss Jay Aston
Choriza May
Joanna Dee
Tiffany Pollard
Bülent Ersoy
JANFT
Mr Naef
Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts
Internet Safety Crocodile
Toppy Carrot

 

[RJN]

Remember when @Soldi was bullied for not doing anything during the gala

 

[Lucille]

No HOUSEWIVES

 

[Suomi]

Remember when @Soldi was bullied for not doing anything during the gala

!

 

[Iguana]

Excellent job @ButterTart @Butterfly @Bumptious

 

[dmlaw]

Remember when @Soldi was bullied for not doing anything during the gala

You have to remember that Soldi wasn’t clutching a Samurai sword that he kept referring to as ‘Princess’.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I count 13 that are uniquely Moopy.

 

[Tisch]

Thanks to the dream team! @RJN and @QWERTY123

 

[ButterTart]

Remember when @Soldi was bullied for not doing anything during the gala

Oh, @Suomi actually did more than anyone realises during this show