ASFM Worldvision: The STUNNING ERECTIONS Gala. STUNNING SEMI 1 - tomorrow @ 7pm

[Rita]

 

[ButterTart]

So, who wants to see some erections, then?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Show erection please!

 

[Iguana]

@ButterTart will these be in order of the syncs?

 

[ButterTart]

I reiterate that there is literally no budget for hosting because Julie robbed it all and bought a chalet at Hafan y Mor Haven.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

So, who wants to see some erections, then?

Talk about playing to the home crowd

 

[dmlaw]

Finland isn’t hard at all. I could have chosen five songs without having to look.

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart will these be in order of the syncs?

Yes they will. Shall we crack on?

 

[jivafox]

GIVE US ERECTIONS

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Finland isn’t hard at all. I could have chosen five songs without having to look.

We’ve even had several Finish songs in previous rounds.

 

[octophone]

Yes they will. Shall we crack on?

Normally one cracks off with an erection but you do you, love.

 

[jyxz]

I have at least two Spanish corkers up my wizards sleeve

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Where are the erections?!

 

[GNL]

Feel like we've been robbed of a bhangra banger and some SCREAMING.

 

[ButterTart]

1. UNITED KINGDOM

Westminster Bridge​

 

[ButterTart]

A nice, obscure erection to get you all started.

 

[Rita]

Someone got UK? I could have sent another FOUR OF DIAMONDS CLASSIC.

 

[octophone]

A disappointing start, tbh.

 

[ButterTart]

2. ISRAEL

World's Tallest Lego Tower (Unverified attempt at), Tel Aviv​

 

[Tisch]

1. UNITED KINGDOM
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Westminster Bridge​

@Liz Truss is back I see

 

[Beverley]

India would've been so easy. One of the biggest music markets in the world.

 

[Rita]

2. ISRAEL
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World's Tallest Lego Tower (Unverified attempt at), Tel Aviv

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OMG I LOVE THAT!

 

[Iguana]

That's some quality Lego!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

All countries have been so easy thus far.

 

[octophone]

2. ISRAEL
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World's Tallest Lego Tower (Unverified attempt at), Tel Aviv

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The reason it's not verified is that they can't let people close enough to see how many of the bricks were made from the bones of dead Palestinians.

 

[Rita]

Is that actually made out of Lego?

 

[jyxz]

That's some quality Lego!

Anyone else get annoyed that Americans pluralise Lego to Legos? Or just me….

 

[ButterTart]

3. CHILE

Templo Baha'i​

 

[octophone]

3. CHILE
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Templo Baha'i​

Well, that'll be nice when it's finished.

 

[GNL]

You'll all be excited to hear I'm scoring all of these out of THREE for my eventual score.

 

[D5K]

Amazed the UK's in this. Although I guess it's quite a hard one to choose for.

 

[COB]

3. CHILE
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Templo Baha'i​

Love whatever this is supposed to be

 

[Rita]

3. CHILE
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Templo Baha'i​

Is it a wilted flower without the stem?

 

[GNL]

You'll all be excited to hear I'm scoring all of these out of THREE for my eventual score.

Assuming i get the time to vote this time lol

 

[ButterTart]

4. PORTUGAL

Maternidade​

 

[COB]

Amazed the UK's in this. Although I guess it's quite a hard one to choose for.

I'd send X Factor winner Adele

 

[ButterTart]

Quite malformed tits.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite malformed tits.

The statue, not Adele.

 

[ButterTart]

A bit of brutalism next

 

[Iguana]

Anyone else get annoyed that Americans pluralise Lego to Legos? Or just me….

And yet they say Math instead of Maths!