ASFM Worldvision: The STUNNING ERECTIONS Gala. STUNNING SEMI 1 - tomorrow @ 7pm

[ButterTart]

Join me at the slightly later than advertised time of 8pm for a night of a thousand erections. Who stuck to the brief? Which erection will stun you the most? Did @funky originally ignore the brief of a man-made construct from your allocated country and instead send a TREE from a different country? (Spoiler: Yes).

 

[OutSynk]

I’ll be at the beach x

 

[funky]

Join me at the slightly later than advertised time of 8pm for a night of a thousand erections. Who stuck to the brief? Which erection will stun you the most? Did @funky originally ignore the brief of a man-made construct from your allocated country and instead send a TREE from a different country? (Spoiler: Yes).

i loved my choice as well

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I misread that as funky’s erection in briefs and got all excited

 

[ButterTart]

i loved my choice as well

It was actually really nice and I’d added the name to my spreadsheet before I realised

 

[funky]

I misread that as funky’s erection in briefs and got all excited

I’m saving that for when I win

 

[KNT]

Can a mod move the stunning erections gala to the dreaded dark moopy.

 

[RS]

Do we know how long the erections will last? Is the gala on Viagra or like Suomi’s on Cialis?

 

[Rita]

I’ll be at the beach x

What’s happening at the beach on THIS FINE EVENING?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Yes isn’t it like 10pm Estonian time, what are you doing on the beach AT THAT HOUR?

 

[ButterTart]

Yes isn’t it like 10pm Estonian time, what are you doing on the beach AT THAT HOUR?

Metal detecting, he just wanted to sound cool.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Do we know how long the erections will last? Is the gala on Viagra or like Suomi’s on Cialis?

tag me you coward!

 

[RS]

Yes isn’t it like 10pm Estonian time, what are you doing on the beach AT THAT HOUR?

Cruising.

 

[RS]

tag me you coward!

omg @Suomi

 

[ButterTart]

21 minutes until I show you several erections

 

[ButterTart]

Should I reveal the countries of the posters who withdrew before the erection gala or after?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

YES

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, in lieu of any sort of opening video or production values, at 19:55 I'll be revealing what Alla, Penelope and Soldi would have had if they'd lived long enough to participate.

 

[Ig Komme]

All dead now of course

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, let's crack on with the three who picked such obscure countries they couldn't possibly find music from any of them.

 

[Rita]

Such a HANDSOME THREESOME aswell.

 

[dzjermlaw]

I think we can be REASONABLY confident that Soldi did not get France or Italy.

 

[ButterTart]

Alla would have had...

INDIA

Antilia, Mumbai​

 

[RS]

India would’ve been nice. What a waste!

 

[COB]

India?!

 

[ButterTart]

Penelope would have had...

FINLAND

​

Virastotalo (Kouvola)

 

[COB]

Haven't we had multiple Indian bangers in previous ASFMs?

 

[jyxz]

Can you also say if these were EASY or HARD?

 

[Rita]

@Alla you could have sent some beautiful Bhangra.

 

[COB]

Penelope would have had...

FINLAND

​

Virastotalo (Kouvola)

Saaaarrraaa Aaaalto featuring Baga Chipz AGHAST!

 

[RS]

I’d quit too if I had Finland.

 

[Rita]

I’m not sure what could be done with Finland, but I am sure they have some SULTRY GEMS to pick from.

 

[ButterTart]

Soldi would have had...

SPAIN

​

Guggenheim Museum, Bilbao

 

[COB]

You could have sent NIGHTWISH!

 

[octophone]

I’m not sure what could be done with Finland, but I am sure they have some SULTRY GEMS to pick from.

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Finland is legit hard but there are some good moments if you know where to look.

 

[RS]

Ban Soldi!

 

[ButterTart]

Can you also say if these were EASY or HARD?

All of these were easy and I'm quite prepared to defend that classification to the hilt.

 

[ADONK5]

It's a stone cold shame.

 

[win_the_game]

Soldi would have had...

SPAIN

​

Guggenheim Museum, Bilbao

What a waste