Cilla Black DEAD

[GNL]

RIP Cilla, you would have loved the new Bowie Barbie.

 

[Inner Smile]

Heres Cilla's grave so you can pay your respects x

 

[Inner Smile]

Sorry to bump this old thread about the old bitch, but I just heard that 'Our Graham' died the other day, aged 90.

No thread for our Graham

 

[octophone]

Heres Cilla's grave so you can pay your respects x

Not watching the whole thing but I assume it's this...

 

[Inner Smile]

OMG

 

[VoR]

 

[COB]

She couldn't have seriously thought people wanted to hear this SLOP surely?!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh she's not back is she?

 

[Christian]

EVIL and AMAZING

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[win_the_game]

Gracefully kicking the kids out into the freezing cold at the end.

 

[Ellie]

Every time

 

[Ellie]

The ginger kid at the back CONFIRMED

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hang on MAX BRANNING HAD TO CONFIRM THE BOXES WERE EMPTY.

This goes deeper than Senhit and BIG STICKER.

 

[ButterTart]

There is absolutely no tone or depth to her voice; she literally just hits the notes.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Why was Compo from Last of the Summers Wine, at the front in the grey hat?

 

[GinAg (39)]

There is absolutely no tone or depth to her voice; she literally just hits the notes.

With a truck.

 

[GinAg (39)]

She keeps giving, even in death.

 

[GinAg (39)]

What a monster. Harold Shipman could never.

 

[Lucille]

Kanye just tweeted ‘I like Cilla… I see good things about Cilla also’.

 

[GinAg (39)]

She really wasn't a TALENT

 

[ButterTart]

She really wasn't a TALENT

I love that her idea of subtle vocals is whispering like she's slyly pointing out Trudi's recent weight gain to the other girls in the typing pool.

 

[win_the_game]

That snowman is the stuff of nightmares.

 

[ButterTart]

That snowman is the stuff of nightmares.

The pallid complexion, shambling gait and deathly, expressionless eyes of coal... It's even worse when the snowman turns up.

 

[Kratz]

Could she even fucking sing?

 

[GNL]

I think it's IMPERATIVE that we have a sync watch of Cilla Black's 1983 Christmas special this festive season.

 

[Penelope]

Oh she's not back is she?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Keep feeding your Cilla addiction

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Diddy]

For everyone saying how awful Cilla’s nox are, can I just check that people are only ironically enjoying Jane McDonald’s musical output?

 

[Raining on Me]

Cilla very much giving...

in that nightmare performance

 

[Raining on Me]

She really wasn't a TALENT

This is terrifying Every single fucking aspect of it.

Those poor kids, I imagine that just about fast tracked them to the end. The doctors and nurses look dead already

 

[Raining on Me]

So much proof of evil

 

[Raining on Me]

I have to say I don't remember any of these from childhood. Maybe I blotted it out like so many things. But she was certainly a staple in terms of Blind Date/Surprise Surprise in our house or specifically at my nan's in the late 80s/early 90s. I don't know if she'd stopped the Christmas horror specials by then

 

[Diddy]

I don’t think I’ve Mandela’d myself but I think I remember her singing at the end of Surprise Surprise and covering my ears dramatically like I was in pain (me, dear? Gay, dear?)

 

[octophone]

It's remarkable she wrung a career out of so little. It hadn't been right place, right time to get some Beatle blowback via Merseybeat, maybe we wouldn't have had to deal with her. FUCK YOU MCCARTNEY.

 

[straightorbroken]

For everyone saying how awful Cilla’s nox are, can I just check that people are only ironically enjoying Jane McDonald’s musical output?

If Cilla sang in the cave the stones would have fallen down on her. Only Enya could have matched Jane here.

 

[Ellie]

Keep feeding your Cilla addiction

That is APPALLING

 

[Pingu]

I’ve been in the throes of a minor obsession with this woman since the TOTP 1993 episode (yes 1993!!) shown on BBC Four a few weeks back featuring some live Cilla vox.

 

[lolly]

Is that vibrato or a fire drill in the studio?