My boyfriend said "It's really SWEET
The way you go for CHRISTMAS CHEER"
I said "We can't afford the tree"
He said "LOVE IS FREE"
So we trimmed the cactus with my earrings that we'd meant to PAWN
There wasn't any snow
But there was RAIN
He licked me like a CANDY CANE
And then one day he said "I can't stand in your way -
It's WRONG"
"Way of WHAT?" I asked
But he was GONE
And then I met the most wonderful boy in MANHATTAN.
We used to walk by the river, and he beat me BLACK AND BLUE and I LOVED it.
I would KILL for that guy...