Cyprus 2019: Tamta - Replay

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Whereas THIS is the ULTIMATE wtf moment!

 

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God has a Eurovision song EVER been better performed??
The crowd in absolute RAPTURES between 0.09-0.19 as the tempting sounds of TAMTA toss and TURN for our pleasure is completely and utterly unprecidented



an absolute moral winner, if indeed the CORRUPT VOTING SYSTEM the EBU uses was rigged against Tamta's favour

 

[Soldi]

the moral winner in the same year as MAHMOOD??!

I THINK NOT SWEET CHEEKS

 

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omg as if TAMTA is archived already So ruthless moopy

BACK TO THE GLUE FACTORY FOR YOU TAMTA BABE

 

[COB]

Mahmood was definitely lower on the TEMPTOMETER than this.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

the moral winner in the same year as MAHMOOD??!

I THINK NOT SWEET CHEEKS

This doesn't fit the PICTURE I was trying to PAINT but OK!

 

[Tisch]

OT: REPLAY, REPLAY, REPLAY, REPLAA-AAY

 

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That's when you call me, that's when you call me

Say you're feeling lonely

 

[Soldi]

Anthea Turner Tamta EXPLODES

 

[Penelope]

God has a Eurovision song EVER been better performed??

.......YES?

I mean I can say a LOT to stan over this but 'IT WAS IMMACULATELY PERFORMED' is NOT in that list!!!

 

[Lucille]

I do hope Cyprus doesn’t ditch their tantalising formula of HOT SLUTS after Diablo was so CRUELLY and SPITEFULLY snubbed.

 

[Lucille]

I do hope Cyprus doesn’t ditch their tantalising formula of HOT SLUTS after Diablo was so CRUELLY and SPITEFULLY snubbed.

Let’s not forget it was beaten by SUGAR!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

.......YES?

I mean I can say a LOT to stan over this but 'IT WAS IMMACULATELY PERFORMED' is NOT in that list!!!

oh FUCK OFF!

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know why I get the GIGGLES every time we refer to Tamta as TEMPTING, but honestly it has me in bits EVERY TIME.

 

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I don’t know why I get the GIGGLES every time we refer to Tamta as TEMPTING, but honestly it has me in bits EVERY TIME.

TEMPTING AND TANTALISING

 

[Penelope]

The word is TAMTALISING!

HOW. MANY. TIMES

 

[Lucille]

God I’m feeling SO TEMPTED right now.

 

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So TEMPTED and TAMTALISED

 

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OMG @ this photo

!

 

[Lucille]

Looking suitably TANTALISED.

 

[Lucille]

And let’s be honest, TEMPTED!

 

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CHILDREN for CYPRUS*!!

*Greek side only

 

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Looking suitably TANTALISED.

 

[Tisch]

The revelation that she's a Grandmother is one of my all-time favourite Moopy moments

 

[Saltwater]

Tamta back in 2004, when she was still unknown auditioning for a reality show.

 

[Apoca]

Still the 52nd best song in eurovision history according to mopsy

 

[Diddy]

CHILDREN for CYPRUS*!!

*Greek side only

*Children chant “I luv el diablo”*

 

[Kratz]

Revisionist old me now declaring this ‘better than El Diablo’

I think it those vocals on the chorus. Sorry Ele

 

[Apoca]

I really don't want to choose among the holy trifecta of recent Cypriot BANGERS - all I know is they just KEEP GIVING.

(Completely ignoring kinda cute Sandro with his gympop spotify playlist nonsense)

 

[Penelope]

Tempted by Tamta's TAMTALISING GRANGINA

 

[Diddy]

*children chant “I luv her grangina”*

 

[Tisch]

OT: REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY

 

[Apoca]

2 am I'm in your HEAD!
LET'S JUST BE HONEST TONIGHT