DRUNK ALL NIGHT EUROVISION REWATCH: 2000

[Lucille]

Russia was SEE ME IN THE HALL I LOOK AT THE WALL BITCH

of course!

 

[Lucille]

The fireworks disaster LINDA CAUSED

oh no!

 

[Lucille]

Remind me to google the fireworks disaster sober tomorrow.

 

[Penelope]

There is something QUITE EVOCATIVE about the tag 'Charlotte Awbery tits out doing macarena'

 

[Lucille]

They still can’t organise the scoreboard numerically!

 

[win_the_game]

WOO UNITED KINGDOM 2 POINTS!

 

[Lucille]

Latvia yes!

 

[Lucille]

The amateur hosting! France refusing to speak en Anglais, is this still a thing?

 

[Penelope]

The amateur hosting! France refusing to speak en Anglais, is this still a thing?

YEP

PROUD CUNTS

 

[win_the_game]

A BATSHIT vote I could be proud of!

 

[Lucille]

Denmark don’t win this do they?!?

 

[Penelope]

YAY ISRAËL

 

[Penelope]

Denmark don’t win this do they?!?

I really WOULDN'T SPOIL IT FOR YOU

 

[Lucille]

Come through FYROM!

 

[Lucille]

Valetta coming to you on Malta’s first video camera!

 

[Penelope]

The crowd READY FOR A RUCK at any hint of low points for Denmark

 

[Penelope]

at that IRISH MUCK doing so well

 

[Lucille]

Putting all my pennies on ignore you in the hall!

 

[Lucille]

Yaaaaaaas Latvia.

 

[Penelope]

Can I just say, LOVE this BIG BROTHER FONT

 

[Lucille]

Loving this Russian robot.

 

[Lucille]

Yeeeeees FYROM.

 

[Lucille]

OMG Denmark win this DONT they.

 

[Penelope]

Eastern Europe really OPENING UP ITS PURSE for HOT N SULTRY XXL!

 

[Penelope]

OMG Denmark win this DONT they.

Do you really want the answer?

 

[win_the_game]

I miss scoreboards like these.

 

[Penelope]

I miss scoreboards like these.

Straight outta MELLO 2010

 

[Lucille]

Do you really want the answer?

NO IM SO ENTHRALLED BY THESE RESults!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Who are the dirty bastards across Europe voting for Ireland?

LET THE CHILDREN SUFFER.

 

[Lucille]

So retro the UK getting points.

 

[win_the_game]

So retro the UK getting points.

A grand total of 15! Those were the days

 

[Lucille]

I ignore you in the HOLE.

 

[Penelope]

Somehow this feels MUCH LESS BORING than the 2012 results, even though we're getting EVERY SINGLE POINT

 

[Lucille]

The presenter is already over this shit!

 

[win_the_game]

What a shady bitch that Icelandic woman is.

 

[win_the_game]

OMG Austria have doubled their points. Up to 21st place.

 

[Lucille]

WTF is with the Denmark love, were these results as controversial at the time?!? Considering this was before white nationalism was DE RIGEUR?!?

 

[Penelope]

WTF is with the Denmark love, were these results as controversial at the time?!? Considering this was before white nationalism was DE RIGEUR?!?

It was a CROWDPLEASER! A DOOFDOOF happy house remix even went top 10 in the UK charts!

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh I’d buttfuck the Danish score announcer.

 

[win_the_game]

That just happened to be the first video of that song you CAME ACROSS is it Pen?

 

[win_the_game]