GinAg (39)
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I have a sneaking regard this is the first one I drank for.
Not kebabs, but MY DEALER is!Omg who’s delivering kebabs at this hour
It's fantastic.Who decided to plonk a FERRIS WHEEL at the back of the stage
SCRIPTED FUN!High tension and drama!
AND GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.
Not kebabs, but MY DEALER is!
NOT A BAD THINGHebrews sexy because they constantly sound like they’re spitting up your hole.
Snort responsibly!PASS THE STRAW, WHORE!
I have a sneaking regard this is the first one I drank for.
The gap between me discovering booze and wanking was pretty short.I'd literally just turned 11. Don't think I'd even discovered masturbation yet.
DOUZE!what an awful opener
I like the idea we keep watching 1999 as a cheeky midnight pleasure FOREVER AND FOREVER.
what an awful opener
You're the COCK HOG!Like a gay Groundhog Day?
COCK HOG DAY
You're the COCK HOG!
You haven't taken a load since FebruaryGive me 8 weeks and I’ll be fit to BURST!
No-one who speaks German could possibly be evilDIE CUNT.