Efendi - Mata Hari (Azerbaijan 2021)

[Penelope]

Think we REALLY DO need a thread to discuss this OMG/10 IMMEDIATE CLASSIC



I have so many questions. DID SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE? WHERE IS SHE NOW? Is the answer just VERY OBVIOUSLY DEAD?!

@Lucille

 

[Iguana]

A true victim of its placing in the running order between all the favourites. Not as good as Cleopatra by any means, but still a banger.

 

[Penelope]

I can’t imagine things turned out well with what I imagine to be her very BLASÉ lifestyle.

 

[Kratz]

There are not sufficient words! Genuinely one of my favourite entries of all time. It’s both nothing and EVERYTHING at the same time.

The absolutely rooted to the spot performance never fails to kill me. Give me 5 minutes and I’ll dig up that video of the rehearsal stand-in giving it sufficiently more WELLY.

Anything less than a 12 is EFFENSIVE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Think we REALLY DO need a thread to discuss this OMG/10 IMMEDIATE CLASSIC



I have so many questions. DID SHE DO ANYTHING ELSE? WHERE IS SHE NOW? Is the answer just VERY OBVIOUSLY DEAD?!

@Lucille

Isn’t she married to the Norwegian guy from her year?

 

[Penelope]

Anything less than a 12 is EFFENSIVE

!

 

[Tisch]

The most extreme example of "oh we're not allowed the 2020 songs? Well if we just change this word here..." And I love it all the more for it.

 

[Penelope]

Isn’t she married to the Norwegian guy from her year?

I feel like she either now has eight kids or had her bits torn out at some point to make sure she had NONE

 

[Dark Carnival]

This AND Cleopatra are obviously Azerbaijan’s absolute highest, most sophisticated contribution to Eurovision, and music and CULTURE in general!

 

[Penelope]

This AND Cleopatra are obviously Azerbaijan’s absolute highest, most sophisticated contribution to Eurovision, and music and CULTURE in general!

FUCK YOU!

 

[Kratz]

This AND Cleopatra are obviously Azerbaijan’s absolute highest, most sophisticated contribution to Eurovision, and music and CULTURE in general!

Aysel (and maybe) Arash AGOG!

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK YOU!

Beb I’m on your side and I completely agree with you.

Keep the hostility for when ButterTart is going to come in this thread to spew his BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA.

 

[Kratz]

Confession time - this has been in my Spotify top ten for three years running

 

[Dark Carnival]

Aysel (and maybe) Arash AGOG!

Not Aysel, not in my name. I don’t know her.

 

[Kratz]

I feel like she either now has eight kids or had her bits torn out at some point to make sure she had NONE

Last time I checked they were still together! Gjon’s Tears’ effort to out showmance her with Blas and a succession of lovely blouses was quickly foiled.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Confession time - this has been in my Spotify top ten for three years running

AND RIGHTLY SO! I don’t know why you’re all gagging!

 

[Penelope]

NAR: Aysel and (maybe) Arash TITILLATED

 

[Kratz]

Azerbaijan should never be able to send anything other than tit shakers. They should pass a law.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Last time I checked they were still together! Gjon’s Tears’ effort to out showmance her with Blas and a succession of lovely blouses was quickly foiled.

Gays fail at having a stable relation again

 

[Dark Carnival]

Azerbaijan should never be able to send anything other than tit shakers. They should pass a law.

That or some HOT PIECE. We accept hot pieces once in a while.

 

[Lucille]

I'm a liar!



Playing the game of desire!



Ain't gonna leave no survivors!



Would you fall for me now?

 

[Penelope]

Last time I checked they were still together! Gjon’s Tears’ effort to out showmance her with Blas and a succession of lovely blouses was quickly foiled.

It still utterly clatters me to this day that Blas's presence on Gjon's Instagram (and vice versa) weathered a whole fortnight after that contest / one trip to Spain from our favourite Swiss-Albanian fem top, before glaringly sinking without trace NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN

 

[Penelope]

I'm a liar!



Playing the game of desire!



Ain't gonna leave no survivors!



Would you fall for me now?

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Underco-VER!



I am a dangerous lo-VER!



Drinking my POISONOUS wa-TER!



And you're UNDER MY SPELL!

 

[Lucille]

Blas hardly screamed MR PERSONALITY, I’m sure GJON was BORED TO TEARS after dumping his load and couldn’t get back into his Mum trousers and SNAZZY BLOUSE quick enough!

 

[Penelope]

I can't hold it in any more girls. Mata Hari simply MUST soundtrack a George Santos fancam THIS INSTANT!

 

[Kratz]

I can't hold it in any more girls. Mata Hari simply MUST soundtrack a George Santos fancam THIS INSTANT!

All of your secrets I want THEM!

 

[ButterTart]

It's better than Cleopatra, which is why I gave it a very generous 1

 

[Dark Carnival]

Keep the hostility for when ButterTart is going to come in this thread to spew his BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA.

It's better than Cleopatra, which is why I gave it a very generous 1

 

[ButterTart]

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No hostility there! That was as positive a review as I can reasonably be expected to give.

 

[Penelope]

 

[Velvet Skies]

This is indeed far better than any other entry of the 2021 class, bar "The Moon Is Rising"

 

[Kratz]

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Straight or gay or IN-BE-TWEEN?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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ART!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is indeed far better than any other entry of the 2021 class, bar "The Moon Is Rising"

What a year!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

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KITARA!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Apoca]

This is indeed far better than any other entry of the 2021 class, bar "The Moon Is Rising"

 

[Apoca]

I start a FIiIIiiiiIIIRE

Efendi walked so Blanka could run.

 

[Kratz]

I start a FIiIIiiiiIIIRE

Efendi walked so Blanka could run.

The fact that the Polish National Final included interval performances from Efendi and Stefania before leading into THAT Blanka win. It’s like somebody saw my dreams and put it right up on screen.

 

[D5K]

I'm the opposite to Buttertart, I can't give it a 12 because it isn't Cleopatra.