Eurovision 1999: The Christmas Rewatch (19/12 22:30)

[COB]

These two songs are the most dated things ever.

 

[Tisch]

:emoji_octopus:

Hi Hun are you joining us? What did you think of are Doris?

 

[Soldi]

Anyway DENMARK

PRETTY AVERAGE EH

 

[Soldi]

Oh now France was good!

 

[Soldi]

What a lovely NECK BRACE dear

 

[COB]

I do remember loving France!

 

[COB]

Think she's drunk

 

[Tisch]

LOVE THIS NON-CELINE DION FRENCH BABE

 

[Soldi]

NANANANANANAAAAAAA

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LOVE THIS NON-CELINE DION FRENCH BABE

They should get her on the soundtrack of the next Stuart Little film!

 

[Soldi]

All the dogs barking in my village after that note

 

[Tisch]

All the dogs barking in my village after that note

Is Benson having a lovely time? PICS MAYBE

 

[Soldi]

Is Benson having a lovely time? PICS MAYBE

Oh he’s downstairs and I cba going down there so no

 

[Soldi]

Maybe PUSS PICS Tisch?

 

[Soldi]

Or CUNT PICS I’m NOT FUSSY AS YOU WELL KNOW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Or CUNT PICS I’m NOT FUSSY AS YOU WELL KNOW

 

[Soldi]

Or CUNT PICS I’m NOT FUSSY AS YOU WELL KNOW

 

[Tisch]

Maybe PUSS PICS Tisch?

One of the pussies is having a little cuddle with Iguana (I assume) and the other one has FUCKED OFF

 

[COB]

I like the Dutch one, it feels a bit like Wilson Philips or the CORRS or whatever

 

[Soldi]

GETTING THE BOUTON AS WE SPEAK

 

[Soldi]

I like the Dutch one, it feels a bit like Wilson Philips or the CORRS or whatever

Literally every Dutch song does

 

[Tisch]

I like the Dutch one, it feels a bit like Wilson Philips or the CORRS or whatever

With the face of HELEN LEDERER. It's a bit of a NOTHING this one.

"Pretty girl" according to are Tel

 

[Soldi]

Oh now loves this is SHIT you may want a three minute piss and shit soireee

 

[Soldi]

God were all pissed aren’t we

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God were all pissed aren’t we

No. I'm perfectly hinged

 

[Tisch]

God were all pissed aren’t we

How dare you.

In unrelated news, please raise a toast L'CHAIM!

 

[Soldi]

No. I'm perfectly hinged

Darling am UNHINGED AS THEY COME

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That's a brave amount of movement considering they have red wine and white suits

 

[Soldi]

L’CHAIM

GIVES U SOMET TO DRINK ABOUT

 

[Soldi]

That's a brave amount of movement considering they have red wine and white suits

See Selma’s scary splash next!

 

[COB]

Guys I'm flagging

 

[Soldi]

Guys I'm flagging

Watch the next three at least! The best ten minutes in Eurovision start NOW

 

[Soldi]

Selma semen splash Sunday

 

[Tisch]

SELMA ALERT

 

[Soldi]

YOURE ALL OUT OF LUCK

 

[Tisch]

 

[Soldi]

PHOTO DEAD

 

[Tisch]

PHOTO DEAD

NOT FOR ME ARE YOU ON WINDOWS 95

 

[Soldi]

NOT FOR ME ARE YOU ON WINDOWS 95

DM IT ME

 

[COB]

10 Selma Bouvier