Eurovision 2021 - GRAND FINAL REWATCH (20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

Tis Christmas Eve AFTER ALL

Report back here for one of the finest years in the history of the contest at 8 - no iPlayer link, but all on YouTube

 

[Penelope]

Who's IN?

 

[COB]

Unfortunately I'm in bed early tonight (Mr COB is up at 4am for his flight tomorrow ) so will sadly have to decline

 

[Apoca]

Who's IN?

 

[Apoca]

2021 was an absolute FEVER dream.

Even if we lost some ART in the semifinals

 

[Madíson]

It’s a great final to rewatch. It’s a work day tomorrow though so I might have to be heretical and skip the most important bit.

 

[Tisch]

Sorry darling, up for this ONE DAY [/Mariette] but not after last night AND with the semi AND work tomorrow...

Maybe save it for the PED period?

 

[ButterTart]

I find this quite a bleak and hostile year and the top three are evil on this Earth. 8/10, will probably tune in for a bit.

 

[Penelope]

GO GO GO

 

[Madíson]

Open up boys

 

[ButterTart]

This is quite a long intro.

 

[Penelope]

Quite the ANGULAR FROCK on Cyprus

 

[ButterTart]

The absolute SILENCE for Albania.

 

[win_the_game]

I have absolutely no recollection of this intro segment.

 

[Madíson]

The state of James Nul Points

 

[ButterTart]

What a misleading crowd pop for the UK.

 

[Penelope]

I feel like Edsilia really didn't get used enough as a host.

 

[Penelope]

The state of James Nul Points

HOW many minor local drug lord jackets does that man own

 

[win_the_game]

Not keen on this Gillette Venus advert.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck, I hope Alesha doesn't get ideas and try to sing this year.

 

[Madíson]

HOW many minor local drug lord jackets does that man own

He’s got all their gold too.

 

[ButterTart]

The evil seeps from Natalia's every pore

 

[Madíson]

This year will be the third successive appearance of Flute Twink.

Fourth if you count 2020, which you shouldn’t because it doesn’t count.

 

[ButterTart]

Who the fuck is the one dressed as a Quality Street? I have absolutely no recollection of her.

 

[Penelope]

Who the fuck is the one dressed as a Quality Street? I have absolutely no recollection of her.

Nikkie Tutorials? The ONE HOST that was worth the cost of entry twice over!

 

[Madíson]

Who the fuck is the one dressed as a Quality Street? I have absolutely no recollection of her.

You better not be talking about Nikkie. She filled the personality vacuum left by the others.

 

[ButterTart]

You better not be talking about Nikkie. She filled the personality vacuum left by the others.

I have absolutely zero memory of her. In fairness, I don't really remember any of the hosts beyond Edsilia Womble.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT AN OPENER

 

[Penelope]

LOVED the postcards this year. Italy could have learned a lot from these.

 

[Madíson]

Too many thin people present Eurovision.

 

[Saltwater]

I have absolutely zero memory of her. In fairness, I don't really remember any of the hosts beyond Edsilia Womble.

She was also doing all the ones to ones with the artists on youtube at the time, you might remember those.

 

[ButterTart]

She was also doing all the ones to ones with the artists on youtube at the time, you might remember those.

I don't think I watched any of them

 

[ButterTart]

I also remember the vocals being better than this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg at this slut with her choir of dead satanic babies

 

[Saltwater]

Never tried to karaoke this, very difficult to pronounce all these words quickly

 

[Penelope]

Loved her responding to the outrage about the Satanic themes in the lyrics by saying it was raising awareness about domestic abuse

 

[Dark Carnival]

HAIR FLIP FLIP!

 

[Madíson]

Cyprus 2018, 2019 and 2021 should form a supergroup.

 

[ButterTart]

The song is a 33/10 and I feel like she's giving it a good go, but it feels disappointingly FLAT in hindsight.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cyprus 2018, 2019 and 2021 should form a supergroup.