Eurovision 2021 HANGOVER thread and HOT STATS

[Diddy]

Thanks love- I meant more the breakdown by judge- do we know that?

The site lists the scores by each juror but doesn't say who they correspond to, sorry! Probably so irate gays don't harass Michelle Gayle and Nicki Chapman

 

[Alla]

muy bueno mi amore (sorry I dont know spanish)

Borracho y cachondo

 

[Diddy]

Borracho y cachondo

ALLA BOARD

 

[Alla]

I need to sleep the uk jury voting for spain was a surprise fuck you i wanted a 0 for blas

 

[Alex]

Thanks love- I meant more the breakdown by judge- do we know that?

Tom Aspaul has said this much

 

[Diddy]

MOST DOUZES
Jury vote - France and Switzerland (8 each)

Televote - Serbia, Lithuania, Italy, Ukraine (5 each)

 

[Saltwater]

Do we have the grand final televote vs juryvote vs combined standings?

 

[Diddy]

Tom Aspaul has said this much

He's Juror B then!

 

[Diddy]

Do we have the grand final televote vs juryvote vs combined standings?

FINAL TELEVOTE

Place Country Televote
1 Italy 318
2 Ukraine 267
3 France 251
4 Finland 218
5 Iceland 180
6 Switzerland 165
7 Lithuania 165
8 Russia 100
9 Serbia 82
10 Greece 79
11 Sweden 63
12 Moldova 62
13 Norway 60
14 Malta 47
15 Cyprus 44
16 Albania 35
17 Azerbaijan 33
18 Bulgaria 30
19 Portugal 27
20 Israel 20
21 San Marino 13
22 Belgium 3
23 United Kingdom 0
24 Spain 0
25 Germany 0
26 Netherlands 0

 

[win_the_game]

Moldova received EIGHT sets of 12 points in semi final 2 televoting, more than any other country.

 

[Diddy]

FINAL JURY VOTE
Place Country Jury
1 Switzerland 267
2 France 248
3 Malta 208
4 Italy 206
5 Iceland 198
6 Bulgaria 140
7 Portugal 126
8 Russia 104
9 Ukraine 97
10 Greece 91
11 Finland 83
12 Israel 73
13 Belgium 71
14 Lithuania 55
15 Moldova 53
16 Cyprus 50
17 Sweden 46
18 San Marino 37
19 Azerbaijan 32
20 Albania 22
21 Serbia 20
22 Norway 15
23 Netherlands 11
24 Spain 6
25 Germany 3
26 United Kingdom 0

 

[win_the_game]

Loving @Diddy's stats work.

 

[Alla]

Those rancid juries can fuck off

 

[Alex]

Those rancid juries can fuck off

I know, giving a whole 3 points to Germany WTF

 

[Diddy]

Do we have the grand final televote vs juryvote vs combined standings?

Place Country Points Breakdown
1 Italy 524 (Jury rank 4, 206pts / Televote rank 1, 318pts)
2 France 499 (Jury rank 2, 248pts / Televote rank 3, 251pts)
3 Switzerland 432 (Jury rank 1, 267pts / Televote rank 6, 165pts)
4 Iceland 378 (Jury rank 5, 198pts / Televote rank 5, 180pts)
5 Ukraine 364 (Jury rank 9, 97pts / Televote rank 2, 267pts)

6 Finland 301 (Jury rank 11, 83pts / Televote rank 4, 218pts)
7 Malta 255 (Jury rank 3, 208pts / Televote rank 14, 47pts)
8 Lithuania 220 (Jury rank 14, 55pts / Televote rank 7, 165pts)
9 Russia 204 (Jury rank 8, 104pts / Televote rank 8, 100pts)
10 Greece 170 (Jury rank 10, 91pts / Televote rank 10, 79pts)

11 Bulgaria 170 (Jury rank 6, 140pts / Televote rank 18, 30pts)
12 Portugal 153 (Jury rank 7, 126pts / Televote rank 19, 27pts)
13 Moldova 115 (Jury rank 15, 53pts / Televote rank 12, 62pts)
14 Sweden 109 (Jury rank 17, 46pts / Televote rank 11, 63pts)
15 Serbia 102 (Jury rank 21, 20pts / Televote rank 9, 82pts)

16 Cyprus 94 (Jury rank 16, 50pts / Televote rank 15, 44pts)
17 Israel 93 (Jury rank 12, 73pts / Televote rank 20, 20pts)
18 Norway 75 (Jury rank 22, 15pts / Televote rank 13, 60pts)
19 Belgium 74 (Jury rank 13, 71pts / Televote rank 22, 3pts)
20 Azerbaijan 65 (Jury rank 19, 32pts / Televote rank 17, 33pts)

21 Albania 57 (Jury rank 20, 22pts / Televote rank 16, 35pts)
22 San Marino 50 (Jury rank 18, 37pts / Televote rank 21, 13pts)
23 Netherlands 11 (Jury rank 23, 11pts / Televote rank 26, 0pts)
24 Spain 6 (Jury rank 24, 6pts / Televote rank 24, 0pts)
25 Germany 3 (Jury rank 25, 3pts / Televote rank 25, 0pts)
26 United Kingdom 0 (Jury rank 26, 0pts / Televote rank 23, 0pts)

 

[Madíson]

Tom Aspaul has said this much

He must be jury member B. He’s mistaken - he ranked Germany last. Only one of the UK jury to rank Ukraine high.

 

[Diddy]

For UK Jury people, the BBC's tweeted list MIGHT be in the ABCDE order , the EBU listed them in alphabetical order. Sort of makes sense for Nicki Chapman to be the head juror. At least we CAN be confident that Tom is Juror B

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Place Country Points Breakdown
1 Italy 524 (Jury rank 4, 206pts / Televote rank 1, 318pts)
2 France 499 (Jury rank 2, 248pts / Televote rank 3, 251pts)
3 Switzerland 432 (Jury rank 1, 267pts / Televote rank 6, 165pts)
4 Iceland 378 (Jury rank 5, 198pts / Televote rank 5, 180pts)
5 Ukraine 364 (Jury rank 9, 97pts / Televote rank 2, 267pts)

6 Finland 301 (Jury rank 11, 83pts / Televote rank 4, 218pts)
7 Malta 255 (Jury rank 3, 208pts / Televote rank 14, 47pts)
8 Lithuania 220 (Jury rank 14, 55pts / Televote rank 7, 165pts)
9 Russia 204 (Jury rank 8, 104pts / Televote rank 8, 100pts)
10 Greece 170 (Jury rank 10, 91pts / Televote rank 10, 79pts)

11 Bulgaria 170 (Jury rank 6, 140pts / Televote rank 18, 30pts)
12 Portugal 153 (Jury rank 7, 126pts / Televote rank 19, 27pts)
13 Moldova 115 (Jury rank 15, 53pts / Televote rank 12, 62pts)
14 Sweden 109 (Jury rank 17, 46pts / Televote rank 11, 63pts)
15 Serbia 102 (Jury rank 21, 20pts / Televote rank 9, 82pts)

16 Cyprus 94 (Jury rank 16, 50pts / Televote rank 15, 44pts)
17 Israel 93 (Jury rank 12, 73pts / Televote rank 20, 20pts)
18 Norway 75 (Jury rank 22, 15pts / Televote rank 13, 60pts)
19 Belgium 74 (Jury rank 13, 71pts / Televote rank 22, 3pts)
20 Azerbaijan 65 (Jury rank 19, 32pts / Televote rank 17, 33pts)

21 Albania 57 (Jury rank 20, 22pts / Televote rank 16, 35pts)
22 San Marino 50 (Jury rank 18, 37pts / Televote rank 21, 13pts)
23 Netherlands 11 (Jury rank 23, 11pts / Televote rank 26, 0pts)
24 Spain 6 (Jury rank 24, 6pts / Televote rank 24, 0pts)
25 Germany 3 (Jury rank 25, 3pts / Televote rank 25, 0pts)
26 United Kingdom 0 (Jury rank 26, 0pts / Televote rank 23, 0pts)

So UK weren’t actually last with the public.

 

[Apoca]

Still frustrated over our Raven Queen getting the KEIINO treatment from the judges.

But luckily the public got it right.

 

[Saltwater]

So UK weren’t actually last with the public.

Yeap, i think in the old system he would not have showed up with zero points, the Netherlands would.

 

[Diddy]

So UK weren’t actually last with the public.

Yeah I'm not sure how they are breaking the ties on the nulls, or if it's just the table doing it. Mind you, UK is alphabetically last so it doesn't look like a default

 

[Iguana]

Norway really was 5 points off not even getting into the final (10th in their semi).

AND THEY SACKED OFF KEIINO FOR THAT

 

[Diddy]

Any Stats request people?

 

[Alex]

Norway really was 5 points off not even getting into the final (10th in their semi).

AND THEY SACKED OFF KEIINO FOR THAT

Do you know it would have been more devastating if Keiino had git through to semis and knocked out so que sera

 

[Alex]

Any Stats request people?

All the stats. Do they have to be eurovision

 

[Iguana]

Any Stats request people?

I'd like to know Serbia's televote by country if possible Or just confirmation if it was mainly Balkan states who voted for them

 

[Diddy]

All the stats. Do they have to be eurovision

Panini Group's 2014 Revenue:€751 million

 

[Alex]

Panini Group's 2014 Revenue:€751 million

Oh you legend

 

[Penelope]

Norway really was 5 points off not even getting into the final (10th in their semi).

AND THEY SACKED OFF KEIINO FOR THAT

My guess, given tonight's gay pop pileup, is that Keiino would've done worse (had they qualified)

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm about to go to bed... WHAT A THRILLING EUROVISION.

LOVE

 

[Diddy]

I'd like to know Serbia's televote by country if possible Or just confirmation if it was mainly Balkan states who voted for them

Points received from televoters
12 Slovenia
North Macedonia
Austria
Switzerland
Croatia
------
5 Bulgaria
4 Italy
Malta
------
3 Germany
France
------
2 Australia
1 Sweden

82 points received from televoters

 

[Alex]

@Diddy Luca Hänni’s dressing room demands in 2019

 

[Diddy]

Actually Serbia got a rare DOUBLE DOUZE from North Macedonia

 

[Iguana]

Points received from televoters
12 Slovenia
North Macedonia
Austria
Switzerland
Croatia
------
5 Bulgaria
4 Italy
Malta
------
3 Germany
France
------
2 Australia
1 Sweden

82 points received from televoters

Thank you! Actually quite a spread then! Gutted my three votes counted for bugger all

 

[win_the_game]

Points received from televoters
12 Slovenia
North Macedonia
Austria
Switzerland
Croatia
------
5 Bulgaria
4 Italy
Malta
------
3 Germany
France
------
2 Australia
1 Sweden

82 points received from televoters

So the former-Yugoslavia and Serbian diaspora.

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy Luca Hänni’s dressing room demands in 2019

Shear t-shirts for everyone
Only red and white skittles (an israeli intern had to suck all the colour off the other colours)
Bottled water

 

[Diddy]

So the former-Yugoslavia and Serbian diaspora.

looking a bit threadbare without Bosnia & Herzegovina and Montenegro

 

[Diddy]

Any more?

god im dehydrated, Ive been up for 6 hours and its only 10am

 

[Diddy]

Any more?

god im dehydrated, Ive been up for 6 hours and its only 10am

 

[Alex]

Ireland televotes ?