Eurovision 2021: The running order

[Tisch]

Omg the Black Mamba announcing their new single over the closing music!

 

[Alla]

Oh I'd assumed Spain was pretty much nailed on for second spot.

We are not going to be second AGAIN, I suspect.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh I'd assumed Spain was pretty much nailed on for second spot.

Spain had second in 2018. It would be mean, albeit deserved, to give them the death slot twice in three contests.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh so enlightening NATALIA gets ushered off stage, but Portugal get to plug a new single nobody will listen to!!

I smell a BROADCASTER BIAS!

 

[Alla]

San Marino next!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Waiting for an Iceland connection.

Oh wait IT'S SAN MARINO

 

[D5K]

We are not going to be second AGAIN, I suspect.

Oh I forgot you got shoved there in 2018.

 

[D5K]

I'm sure I've heard speculation about Italy being given the closing spot, which would be three times in six contests.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Flo is there!

 

[Lucille]

YASSSSS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

QUITE BIG BOOBS

 

[Tisch]

QUITE BIG TITS

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It only cost S.Hit 2 million Euros to get to this press conference

 

[Alla]

I wasn't expecting Flo Rida here, he's really having a good time.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Adrenalina really is the best thing to come out of Coronavirus. Freaky could NEVER

 

[Lucille]

Lovely BREASTS actually.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FREAKY QUEEN!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh Freaky was a total turd flop. LAST PLACE in ANY semi final.

 

[ButterTart]

QUITE BIG BOOBS

QUITE BIG TITS

I mean, sure, Flo's put on a bit of weight since his heyday but this is just mean.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This feather!

 

[Lucille]

This queen’s FEATHER?!???

 

[Dark Carnival]

Flo Rida doesn't even know what this contest is

 

[GinAg (39)]

He's very polite.

She can't believe her luck can she?

 

[Alla]

I can actually see S.hit doing Americavision soon, she has the money for that

 

[COB]

Stop saying Freaky!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He is gagging for a Freaky Host...

 

[Dark Carnival]

This queen bringing up Valentina's backyard

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

She certainly has a great deal of NATURAL CHARM unlike Bulgaria

 

[Lucille]

I’d love Senhit to be a FREAKY HOST!!!

 

[Alla]

Flo Rida doesn't even know what this contest is

He's just having free drinks, a big cheque and doesn't give a shit about anything else

 

[ButterTart]

This queen’s FEATHER?!???

Ooh it's hard on the man.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Blouse Barn queen next

 

[GinAg (39)]

Honestly HOW BAD is the Internet in Rotterdam?

 

[GinAg (39)]

What was going through you?

CUM

 

[Lucille]

Awwwww Gjon is cute.

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly HOW BAD is the Internet in Rotterdam?

This is a nation where prostitutes are legal and plentiful, what do they need internet for?

 

[Lucille]

SAM TEEN thankfully taking things well.

 

[GinAg (39)]

"Beautiful choreography"

 

[Tisch]

Quite a lovely face on him isn't it?