Eurovision 2022 news (Turin on the 10th-14th May)

[Madíson]

Not nearly enough 2p machine arcades though.

 

[Kratz]

Far better eye candy, though

What do you mean?!

 

[Soldi]

An Italian paper is reporting that the announcement will come on Monday.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Pingu]

Aren’t we getting it on Friday? I saw them teasing it on some socials that may or may not have anything to do with this.

 

[D5K]

 

[VoR]

May well be bullshit, but the general trend of the rumour mill now seems to be leaning more towards Milan than Turin...

 

[Soldi]

I’ve seen rumours suggesting Rimini and Bologna too

In other words I don’t think ANYONE has a FUCKING CLUE

 

[D5K]

I really don't understand how Rimini and Pesaro are still in.

 

[Diddy]

RELEASE THE REAST, RIMINI!

 

[dUb]

Pre-recorded backing vocals are BACK BACK BACKPACK AGAIN

 

[Penelope]

Oh Madison's going to LOVE THIS

 

[Zu]

I like the sound of RIMINI

I'm famously averse to having a lick of last night's dinner so NON GRAZIE A RIMINI for me

 

[Zu]

Pre-recorded backing vocals are BACK BACK BACKPACK AGAIN

You might as well make it sound as good as you possibly can even if it is a bit ARTIFICIAL and who cares about that anyway? PRE-REC ARTIFICE FTW

 

[Diddy]

Btw did the pre-recorded backing vocals make much difference, any notable entries?

 

[Zu]

Btw did the pre-recorded backing vocals make much difference, any notable entries?

Well of course certain QUEENS DU POWER VOX just DON'T NEED THEM!

 

[Penelope]

@Zu 2 hope you've got that lovely SHEER MAXIDRESS for all those sexy nights out in Dogana to hand

 

[Zu]

@Zu 2 hope you've got that lovely SHEER MAXIDRESS for all those sexy nights out in Dogana to hand

Oh what, the COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT one which I like to wear with NO BRA OR PANTIES?

OF COURSE!

 

[Zu]

Oh what, the COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT one which I like to wear with NO BRA OR PANTIES?

OF COURSE!

Inspired by royalty as always, I do like to combine it with an EYE-CATCHING FASCINATOR to add a little continental sophistication

 

[Diddy]

Inspired by royalty as always, I do like to combine it with an EYE-CATCHING FASCINATOR to add a little continental sophistication

wow Predator had a Glow-up

 

[COB]

Any news on when the host city will be announced?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Any news on when the host city will be announced?

Yes, any news for this news thread?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

#Soon

 

[Tisch]

Pizza was invented in NAPLES

Or is it just pizza = Italy lol?

 

[Soldi]

Pizza Express 2022

SuRie to host

 

[Iguana]

One Panini pizza please

 

[Diddy]

One Panini pizza please

Is that very flat, or is it sticky underneath?

 

[Saltwater]

Pizza was invented in NAPLES

Or is it just pizza = Italy lol?

I don't know about the venues but Naples looks lovely and the tickets are really cheap. At least from here.

 

[Zu]

I do hope it’s sponsored by PIZZA HUT. Everyone - especially people living in places in Essex such as Barking and Romford - knows that they bring you the AUTHENTIC ITALIAN TASTE EXPERIANCE

 

[Soldi]

Apparently ITALIAN RADIO are reporting it’ll be announced in the next few hours

 

[Apoca]

Is "soon" the normal soon or San Remo soon?

Because if it is the latter, then we won't know until October.

 

[COB]

Oh god I hadn't even considered that even the announcements would become part of the Italian EDGING FRENZY

 

[Soldi]

I don’t mind being EDGED BY AN ITALIAN

 

[win_the_game]

Hope we get 4 and a half hours of CHATTER before the announcement.

 

[Zu]

Hope we get 4 and a half hours of CHATTER before the announcement.

Plus an endless procession of QUITE OLD special guests being wheeled in to TREAT US TO THEIR BACK CAT

 

[Penelope]

Plus an endless procession of QUITE OLD special guests being wheeled in to TREAT US TO THEIR BACK CAT

I'm not sure it'd be good to get Madonna in, it didn't go so well last time

 

[Zu]

I'm not sure it'd be good to get Madonna in, it didn't go so well last time

Maybe she could treat the audience of a selection of new songs: 'Fanny Flap Fandango', 'Still Got It Cunt' and 'Always Horny' are rumoured inclusions on her upcoming albam

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is "soon" the normal soon or San Remo soon?

Because if it is the latter, then we won't know until October.

Oh which year?

 

[Diddy]

So… this didn’t happen then?

 

[VoR]

In other news Belgium will be the first country to confirm their act for 2022 this coming Wednesday (15th).