Eurovision 2023: SEMI FINAL TWO (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

It’s time to GO OFF!

 

[Lucille]

It’s all about the Bs for me tonight.

BRUNETTE
BOJAN

and of course

BLANKA!

 

[COB]

It's very exciting!

 

[Soldi]

Here for Armenia, Belgium, Poland, Slovenia and Austria

Also here for Iceland but as if THAT’S going anywhere.

 

[Lucille]

Here for Armenia, Belgium, Poland, Slovenia and Austria

Also here for Iceland but as if THAT’S going anywhere.

Well, except a SECURE UNIT.

 

[COB]

@Ein bißchen Soldi what's the setup tonight? Are you in the village or a bar?

 

[Dark Carnival]

FROTHING IN THE GUSSET over this semi

 

[Lucille]

A special good luck to Gustaph who will be attempting tonight’s performance with 17 ANON LOADS inside him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also here for Iceland but as if THAT’S going anywhere.

 

[Lucille]

FROTHING IN THE GUSSET over this semi

There’s a thrilling UNPREDICTABILITY about tonight’s proceedings at least!

 

[lolly]

Unfortunately I can't even watch it live, as I'll be at the GLITTERING BRISTOL HIPPODROME watching THE CARPENTERS STORY. Birthday present for my mother and didn't twig the date.

On the BRIGHT SIDE, I'm quite sure a life CRUELLY SNUFFED OUT by heart failure and anorexia will be less depressing than half of what's on offer in Liverpool.

 

[Lucille]

@Ein bißchen Soldi what's the setup tonight? Are you in the village or a bar?

Oh as if she’s not already plotting her inglorious EXIT!

 

[win_the_game]

Pissing myself with excitement, such is the array of SIZZLING DOG EGGS on offer tonight.

 

[Dark Carnival]

There’s a thrilling UNPREDICTABILITY about tonight’s proceedings at least!

It’s essentially a game of heads or tails.

 

[Soldi]

@Ein bißchen Soldi what's the setup tonight? Are you in the village or a bar?

Some of us are in a bar again whilst a couple of others are braving the Eurovillage

Bar hopping after of course whilst waiting for the running order to roll in

 

[Kratz]

Who’s ready to get BLANKERED?!!!

 

[Zu]

There’s a thrilling UNPREDICTABILITY about tonight’s proceedings at least!

I'm ALMOST not that bothered about watching it ALTHOUGH OF COURSE I WILL, such is the allure of said thrilling unpredictability

 

[Soldi]

Oh as if she’s not already plotting her inglorious EXIT!

I won’t be able to see the Turkish muscle queen again until tomorrow night

 

[OutSynk]

Who’s ready to get BLANKERED?!!!

No blanks for me

 

[Apoca]

BEJBA! Let's go.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who’s ready to get BLANKERED?!!!

 

[Apoca]

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

 

[COB]

The One Show LIVE FROM LIVERPOOL once again

 

[COB]

Dannii Minogue!

 

[Kratz]

If the tarot is to be believed, Ms Blanka may well be ‘quite good’

At least somebody pulled it together, EH MAE?

 

[Lucille]

MESSING WITH MY MAIND!!!!

 

[Lucille]

If the tarot is to be believed, Ms Blanka may well be ‘quite good’

At least somebody pulled it together, EH MAE?

Are you forgetting the new and enticing choreography?!!

 

[Apoca]

If the tarot is to be believed, Ms Blanka may well be ‘quite good’

At least somebody pulled it together, EH MAE?

It's kinda krejsa

Truly a sumptuous chanteuse if I ever heard one.*

*might retract this statement in two hours!

 

[COB]

Not the One Show surprising some charity fundraiser lady with a surprise FLASHMOB on the set of MAMMA MIA THE PARTY followed by getting to meet Cheryl Baker

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not the One Show surprising some charity fundraiser lady with a surprise FLASHMOB on the set of MAMMA MIA THE PARTY followed by getting to meet Cheryl Baker

It's on in this bar but muted, and we were so confused about what was going on.

 

[Zu]

I for one am crying out for the soothing sounds of IRU

 

[Dark Carnival]

I for one am crying out for the soothing sounds of IRU

 

[Zu]

Hope @LUPHORIA has decided not to be chaste for this semi and has splashed out on 60 Pall Mall and 12 cans of Special Brew

 

[Zu]

Fucking hell, this 1-2 of The One Show and EastEnders is again going to be gruelling so LET’S

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fucking hell, this 1-2 of The One Show and EastEnders is again going to be gruelling so LET’S

Sara Cox is looking well

 

[Ellie]

Dannii Minogue looks amazing on The One Show!

 

[Penelope]

Representing at the LIVERPOOL YACHT CLUB MARINA with @Jacques

 

[Soldi]

Representing at the LIVERPOOL YACHT CLUB MARINA with @Jacques

Reporting live from HEEBIE JEEBIES

Frances Gall is playing right now whilst EastEnders is on the big screen

 

[Penelope]

Reporting live from HEEBIE JEEBIES

Frances Gall is playing right now whilst EastEnders is on the big screen

Is entry free? We're literally staying at the END OF THE STREET so might pop in later depending on how we're feeling

 

[Soldi]

Is entry free? We're literally staying at the END OF THE STREET so might pop in later depending on how we're feeling

It’s £6 for tickets but I don’t think they’re checking There’s been talking of heading to Peacocks down the road after?