Eurovision 2023 TURQUOISE CARPET TOPIC - 3PM (BST)

[Lucille]

Get ready girls for the endlessly inane TURQUOISE CARPET this afternoon from 3pm!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Highlight/ lowlight of the year

 

[Kratz]

Obviously here for La Zarra having none of it

Who will be this year’s Ben Michael David?

 

[Lucille]

Last years very much benefitted from the shambolic free-flowing Italian style which saw this event drag on for 4 hours.

 

[Saltwater]

 

[Soldi]

Looking forward to lots of shots of bewildered scousers walking out of Lime Street and not having a clue what’s going on.

 

[Lucille]

Cocktails at the ready girls! 15 minutes until the MUCH EXCITING FASHIONS!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Do we know who's hosting?

 

[Soldi]

Do we know who's hosting?

Sam Quek and Timur

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sam Quek and Timur

 

[Lucille]

I do hope we get Kärijää in his LOVELY WIG.

 

[Penelope]

Could somebody please explain to me the meaning of 'Sam Quek'

 

[Lucille]

It sounds like an ancient grain.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Apparently she's a hockey player, so utterly irrelevant.

 

[Penelope]

All new ANCIENT GRAINS MONGE

 

[Lucille]

@Moderator SHOULD WE GO LIVE FOR VERY IMPORTANT TURQUOISE CARPET EVENT?

 

[Soldi]

It’s STARTING

 

[Lucille]

IS TIMUR ZADDY?

 

[Lucille]

This is worryingly professional so far compared to Turin.

 

[Saltwater]

Why is it so empty?

 

[Penelope]

The weather really MUST stay like this all week

 

[Soldi]

It’s a shame Macedonia aren’t here to cause a diplomatic crisis again

 

[Saltwater]

Liverpool are you ready?
27 people: YEAAH

 

[Penelope]

QUITE THE GOWN on Alessandra

 

[Lucille]

She looks FAB!

 

[GinAg (39)]

TOILET RESULT PICS PLEASE

 

[GNL]

Bowel movements ALREADY?!

 

[Lucille]

“I wouldn’t show them the result of the toilet”

 

[Lucille]

TELL US WHO YOU HATE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I GET ON WITH ALMOST EVERYONE

So not the Croat sex pests then?

 

[Penelope]

Mae MOOLAH

 

[Saltwater]

She has to talk to San Marino to talk Italian, Marco Mengoni is avoiding her

 

[Penelope]

at "the atmosphere here is INCREDIBLE" *deadly silence*

 

[Lucille]

Ok main Busker is fit when he’s not in his mangy jumper.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The photo opportunity at the top of the stairs in the SHADOWS is a touch dismal.

 

[GinAg (39)]

BUT WHAT DO YOU WEAR IN SUMMER?

 

[Saltwater]

Hot sax player

 

[Penelope]

The Maltese accent really is such a CURIOUS beast

 

[Penelope]

I hate a "everyone wore it best / they're ALL my favourite!" bitch

 

[ButterTart]

The thread is now live

Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.