Eurovision drunk Rewatch 1999 again - 23/05 23:30

[Tisch]

Omg is that a coronavirus dangling under the back?!?

OMG I SAID THAT TO IG 20 MINS AGO AS WELL.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

 

[Suomi]

What exact minute is everyone on, ive only just arrived dears

 

[Soldi]

How's the doggy wog?

He’s fine, staying overnight and just a bad stomach supposedly. They’re going to SEDATE him and get to the bottom of it. I hope he’s off his tits when he comes back home

 

[Madíson]

What exact minute is everyone on, ive only just arrived dears

17 going on 18

 

[Lucille]

What exact minute is everyone on, ive only just arrived dears

17.30

 

[Madíson]

17 going on 18

Now 18

 

[Madíson]

Now 18

Now 18:32

 

[Suomi]

I used to think this Lithuanian song was the high class of crap when I was younger, but now I understand that I was IGNORANT!

 

[ButterTart]

Lithuania playing against type by sending atonal shite.

 

[Lucille]

OMG I SAID THAT TO IG 20 MINS AGO AS WELL.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

GET OUTTA MY HEAD.

 

[dmlaw]

Tbf somewhere at this time Eden Alrene was being BORN, getting ready to bless the world with Feker Libi

The Israeli contestants from 2006 had left Eden in a crèche with Greta Thunberg, whose mother, Cruella Haggkvist, had represented Sweden that year.

 

[SDF]

There was something quite rousing about that

It's like something Albania would send these days

 

[Suomi]

07 Lithuania

 

[Lucille]

What a DELIGHTFUL start!!!

 

[SDF]

The lukewarm clap

 

[Lucille]

08 Lithuania

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania

 

[dmlaw]

There was something quite rousing about that

It's like something Albania would send these days

If Albania had sent that song, the singer would have had much better tits.

 

[D5K]

What a DELIGHTFUL start!!!

Right I'm really not drunk enough to be on this level

 

[Tisch]

He’s fine, staying overnight and just a bad stomach supposedly. They’re going to SEDATE him and get to the bottom of it. I hope he’s off his tits when he comes back home

Aww bless him

I remember my very elderly cat went to the vets once and when she came home she was so pissed she meandered up the stairs which she'd never attempted for about three years. Got bored fell asleep then cried when she woke up because she didn't know where she was or how to get down. RELATEABLE QUEEN!!

 

[SDF]

There's something a bit EVIL ELLEN about her haircut

 

[Tisch]

The Israeli contestants from 2006 had left Eden in a crèche with Greta Thunberg, whose mother, Cruella Haggkvist, had represented Sweden that year.

That explains SO MUCH

 

[Suomi]

If Jill Dando had ever done Eurovision

 

[D5K]

I'm starting to wonder how many times I've started a drunk 1999 watching before abandoning it halfway through

 

[dmlaw]

Aww bless him

I remember my very elderly cat went to the vets once and when she came home she was so pissed she meandered up the stairs which she'd never attempted for about three years. Got bored fell asleep then cried when she woke up because she didn't know where she was or how to get down. RELATEABLE QUEEN!!

HEY! WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

 

[Lucille]

Such an ALLURING first 2. Nice way to ease you in to the relentless precession of bangers that awaits.

 

[Tisch]

GET OUTTA MY HEAD.

Banga

 

[Soldi]

If Jill Dando had ever done Eurovision

Didn’t she die like a WEEK or so before this?

 

[dmlaw]

This Belgian woman's teeth are frightening me.

 

[Lucille]

08 Lithuania
07 Belgium

 

[SDF]

07 Lithuania
02 Belgium

 

[Tisch]

Love Belgiam's Claire Richards One For Sorrow haircut

 

[Tisch]

HEY! WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

I don't disagree!!

 

[Suomi]

07 Lithuania
08 Belgium

 

[dmlaw]

Didn’t she die like a WEEK or so before this?

I can't remember who, but one of our fellow moopists has outraged real people by singing 'did you hear the gun, Jill Dando' to the tune of the Abba hit.

 

[Lucille]

I seem to be remember the start being pleasingly heavy on clunge.

 

[SDF]

Who sent her out in THIS?

 

[ButterTart]

Now here's the one who's come as a deckchair.

 

[Lucille]

BARBARA DEX ALERT.

 

[Madíson]

I can’t face Spain.

I’m switching back to the Silence of the Lambs.

Just give my 58 points to Sürpriz.