Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[COB]

Why do we ever need an acoustic version of anything

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nobody needs to hear from Mans again

SEE on the other hand...

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Mans is in LONDON

And MARRIED with KIDS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mans is in LONDON

GET STALKING BITCH

 

[Madisön]

Win Eurovision and you can live in a new build in South London.

 

[Baby LaZenne]

Is this his front garden? Imagine walking past him singing Heroes...

...AGAIN

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Ooh will we get the full live perf from Italy?

It seems so.

 

[Beverley]

Why do we ever need an acoustic version of anything

I'd take thirty minutes of stoned mumbling from Loreen over THIS TORTURE!

 

[Suomi]

My fiancé and i are genuinely watching Eurovision 1999 now. That show made me feel a SHOWER of SADNESS

 

[Beverley]

Turning this into a corona anthem

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

And MARRIED with KIDS

Does he live in BROMLEY?

 

[GNL]

This is all so worthy. I hate it.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Oh GIVE ME STRENGTH

 

[Ellie]

Mans is in LONDON

He’s married to a Hollyoaks actress!

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Does he live in BROMLEY?

All I know is that he doesn’t live in fucking Derbyshire.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

He’s married to a Hollyoaks actress!

SLAG.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Red haired mama is my fave

She can’t sing a note god love her, but she’s having such a nice time.

 

[Zu]

Oh I’m sure it’ll be over by THIS TIME NEXT WEEK!

THANKS MÅNS!

 

[lolly]

Shit, if we're getting maudlin versions of vaguely lyrically appropriate songs tonight, are we going to get Running Scared at some point?

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

SLAG.

She’d fit in well on here then

 

[Beverley]

OH NOT JUNIOR EUROVISION!

 

[Madisön]

Urgh. Paedo shite. Toilet break.

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

Mans life in the suburbs is the most depressing thing about tonight.

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Eurojunior?

 

[Raining on Me]

What a rare treat Heroes is. Such a gem! What a guy! What a song! Hope you fucking die Mans

 

[lolly]

Look at that fringe!

 

[Ellie]

Someone cut her own fringe.

 

[Alex]

Why is Mans on a council estate?

Jealous of his flowering Wisteria. Mine is just LEAVES

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I’m a couple of minutes behind on this, so I’ve had some time to brace myself for Mans making a boring song somehow even less interesting.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

So, they were concerned that this show might be a big low rent and they thought that the best way to put that right was to speak with a Junior Eurovision winner?

 

[LoooooOOOOOooooOOOooocille]

“I’m sure this’ll blow over in no time!”

How reassuring Mans!

 

[Zu]

Someone cut her own fringe.

Heartless! The salon is CLOSED!

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Fucking levitating that one

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

She a drone?

 

[Penelope]

Imagine if a drag queen died and you made THIS their funeral. This is worse than when all those baby gays died at an Ariana Grande concert and Manchester made the memorial anthem a fucking Oasis song.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I actually think it’s quite humanising that he lives in a Barratt Home.

 

[lolly]

I think I'm going to be sick

 

[Baby Allasagna]

OMG she looks great

 

[Madisön]

If I were in charge, it would be Izhar Cohen’s Ole Ole right now.

 

[Baby Allasagna]

Oh dear, KIDS Why?