Eurovision Hot 100: Semi-final 8! RESULTS @ 1:10(ish)

[ButterTart]

Do you have tits? Do you like having them blown off by 300/10 omnibangers? Then boy howdy, are you ever in the right place.

Join me, Rita Ora, after Ag’s LeAnn Rimes playlist for some super AAA+ list SMASHERS.

£1 in B4 8pm, watermelon VK 3 for £5 all nite

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6_JqA4qOPlvSI7cqOrlV_lysXKHL7AyZ

Choose TWENTY from this list of more than twenty.

1966 Ann Christine - Playboy Finland
1971 Séverine - Un banc, un arbre, une rue Monaco
1976 Anne-Karine Ström - Mata Hari Norway
1978 Baccara - Parlez-vous français Luxembourg
1980 Sophie and Magaly - Papa Pingouin Luxembourg
1982 Avi Toledano - Hora (הורה) Israel
1983 Ofra Haza - Hi Israel
1983 Remedios Amaya - ¿Quién maneja mi barca? Spain
1984 Sophie Carle - 100% d'amour Luxembourg
1987 Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now Ireland
1989 Da Vinci - Conquistador Portugal
1990 Lonnie Devantier - Hallo Hallo Denmark
1991 Sandra Simó - Canzone Per Te Switzerland
1993 Eva Santamaría - Hombres Spain
1993 Sonia - Better the Devil You Know UK
1994 Willeke Alberti - Waar is de zon? Netherlands
1995 Secret Garden - Nocturne Norway
1995 Anabel Conde - Vuelve Conmigo Spain
1997 ENI - Probudi Me Croatia
1998 Dawn Martin - Is Always Over Now? Ireland
1999 Doris Dragović - Marija Magdalena Croatia
2000 Nicki French - Don’t Play That Song Again UK
2002 Corinna May - I Can't Live Without Music Germany
2003 Claudia Beni - Više nisam tvoja Croatia
2004 Anjeza Shahini - The Image of You Albania
2004 Yulia Savicheva - Believe Me Russia
2005 Angelica Agurbash - Love Me Tonight Belarus
2006 Silvia Night - Congratulations Iceland
2006 Mihai Trăistariu - Tornerò Romania
2007 Evridiki - Comme ci, comme ça Cyprus
2008 Charlotte Perelli - Hero Sweden
2008 Sirusho - Qélé, Qélé Armenia
2009 Inga and Anush - Jan Jan Armenia
2009 Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine! (Anti-Crisis Girl) Ukraine
2010 Niamh Kavanagh - It’s For You Ireland
2010 Dr Anna Bergendahl - This Is My Life Sweden
2011 Jedward - Lipstick Ireland
2012 Loreen - Euphoria Sweden
2013 Cascada - Glorious Germany
2014 Aram MP3 - Not Alone Armenia
2014 Softengine - Something Better Finland
2015 Knez - Adio Montenegro
2016 Jamala - 1944 Ukraine
2016 Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold Georgia
2017 Francesco Gabbani - Occidentali's Karma Italy
2017 Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma Moldova
2018 Ieva Zasimauskaitė - When We’re Old Lithuania
2019 Anna Odobescu - Stay Moldova
2019 KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky Norway
2020 Diodato - Fai Rumoure Italy

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is an extraordinary playlist. Possibly the best run of 21st century we've had in one sitting.

If there's one thing I've discovered over lockdown, there are literally HUNDREDS of ASTONISHING Eurovision songs.

 

[ButterTart]

This is an extraordinary playlist. Possibly the best run of 21st century we've had in one sitting.

If there's one thing I've discovered over lockdown, there are literally HUNDREDS of ASTONISHING Eurovision songs.

There are at least six songs which may need a public health warning since they’re all in the same playlist. I just hope Eurovision-induced gay seizures aren’t fatal.

 

[GinAg (39)]

There are at least four songs which may need a public health warning since they’re all in the same playlist. I just hope Eurovision-induced gay seizures aren’t fatal.

Several of them have recently been banned in Iceland, Netherlands, Ireland, Malta and Croatia over PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS.

 

[ButterTart]

And I’ve already identified two which I’m already looking forward to raging about when they don’t qualify.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I think I know which FOUR. They really are SACRED and DANGEROUS.

 

[ButterTart]

I think I know which FOUR. They really are SACRED and DANGEROUS.

I actually just edited my post to say SIX

I don’t know how people are going to cope.

 

[dmlaw]

That's it. We're just going to have to cancel this week and go straight ahead with Friday night tonight.

 

[Lucille]

As it’s a Friday Night I’m going to throw one of my famous ROOFTOP AFTERPARTIES.

 

[ButterTart]

As it’s a Friday Night I’m going to throw one of my famous ROOFTOP AFTERPARTIES.

and I'm going to spend another Saturday in traction because I fell off a roof.

 

[Beverley]

 

[GinAg (39)]

REPORTED

 

[D5K]

Mega excited for another Friday session of this.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just put the playlist together.

It's OBSCENELY GOOD. One or more of you will have been sectioned before the night is out.

 

[Dark Carnival]

See you on Friday beb x

 

[dmlaw]

I've just put the playlist together.

It's OBSCENELY GOOD. One or more of you will have been sectioned before the night is out.

There would be a better than average chance of one or more of us being sectioned regardless of the quality of the playlist.

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's a FILTHY FUCKING PLAYLIST

 

[ButterTart]

It's a FILTHY FUCKING PLAYLIST

It's absolute DIRT. I've had to start taking the morning after pill ever since it landed in my inbox.

 

[ButterTart]

TONIHGT

:emoji_ballot_box_with_check: Many song
:emoji_ballot_box_with_check: Good live vocal
:emoji_ballot_box_with_check: Sexy Eruopean ladies
:emoji_ballot_box_with_check: Some guitar too
:emoji_ballot_box_with_check: Luxamborg

TONIGTE

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if @Эулия and @Penelope will be joining us tonight or whether, like last time I asked, they'd 'rather shit in their own hands and clap'.

 

[Tisch]

What's BYOB? Bring Your Own Bob's?

 

[ButterTart]

What's BYOB? Bring Your Own Bob's?

Bring your own bottle! It’s just in case Kinga’s coming, I don’t want to have to rinse out any of mine.

 

[Tisch]

Ah cool! Wasn't sure if it was that or BBBQ

 

[ButterTart]

Ah cool! Wasn't sure if it was that or BBBQ

I was thinking of this the entire time

“That’s a typo”

 

[Lucille]

Bring your own BAREBACK

 

[ButterTart]

Bring your own BAREBACK

For safety reasons I think it’s best to go into this playlist fully sheathed.

 

[Raining on Me]

Excited for this. Genuinely might pop out and get some VKs or WKDs now you've tempted me

 

[GinAg (39)]

There's a slim chance I won't be totally here for this. I say slim, it's increasingly likely. That said I expect I'll be online by later when my calls are over. Eek.

 

[ButterTart]

Excited for this. Genuinely might pop out and get some VKs or WKDs now you've tempted me

I’m stocking up on WKD when I go up Sainsbury’s later. I get funny looks because in there you’re supposed to buy Foie Gras Shiraz or something, but it does them good to have to deal with a bit of rough from time to time.

 

[Suomi]

I will be here for this for the first time ever - I can’t promise to make you smile but I can promise to try

 

[GinAg (39)]

I will be here for this for the first time ever - I can’t promise to make you smile but I can promise to try

Oh FINALLY.

We just need @VoR now.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This is JUST the news I needed re. entertainment for TONIGHT

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is JUST the news I needed re. entertainment for TONIGHT

Come to the LeAnn Remix Event at 7. It's FULL OF BANGERS

 

[Penelope]

I wonder if @Эулия and @Penelope will be joining us tonight or whether, like last time I asked, they'd 'rather shit in their own hands and clap'.

Oh go on, if I MUST

 

[ButterTart]

Oh go on, if I MUST

Shit in your hands and clap or attend the viewing gala?

 

[GinAg (39)]

10 mins! I'm going on a video chat, but will watch in the background and be online later.

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist incoming at 8:25. No peeking or the ghost of Lys Assia will murder you in your sleep.

@Suomi do you still have that ghost of Lys Assia costume?

 

[Lucille]

Got my friend MONTY P ready and WAITING for this!

 

[Madíson]

Is Watermelon VK as horrible as it sounds?

 

[Penelope]

BRB GETTING CHIPS