Eurovision Hot 100: Semi-final 9! - VOTE NOW! Closes TODAY 2PM

[Alla]

Oh!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I mean this song EXPODES doesn't it

EXPLODES!

 

[Alla]

UNO

 

[ButterTart]

FUCK MY ARSE LUCA

My mate's girlfriend was drunkenly shouting about how ugly he is when we watched this live.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OOOOH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE!!!

 

[D5K]

Little Big - Uno - Russia 2020

 

[Dark Carnival]

LIVING!!!

 

[Madíson]

Thanks for organising @Ag

 

[COB]

Here's TUBS and pals

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My mate's girlfriend was drunkenly shouting about how ugly he is when we watched this live.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER!?

 

[GinAg (39)]

And that's it. All of your Eurovision semi finalists.

Songs in the first post!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Russia coming for our GAY ARSES with a MOUSTACHE, a FAG HAG and a DEATH DROP! LIVING!!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I actually think Luca looks a bit OLD MAIDEN in the face, but obvs still would even if he's EXPLODING all over the place. Truly the nightcrawler of Eurovision.

Whew a year with Mahmood, Conan and Hitari too, TALENT!

 

[ButterTart]

Uno is just trying far too hard.

 

[Lucille]

Would be ruined by ALL OF little big obviously!!!

 

[dmlaw]

My mate's girlfriend was drunkenly shouting about how ugly he is when we watched this live.

Your mate must be REALLY insecure.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Thanks so much @David 5000

I will be taking the votes!

 

[Alla]

Uno uno uno dos cuatro

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG WHO is this Russian talk show host? Sit on my face RIGHTR NOW!

 

[COB]

Thank you @Ag and @David 5000!

 

[Dark Carnival]

UNO DOS TRES QUATRO CINQO

 

[D5K]

Thanks so much @David 5000

I will be taking the votes!

No problem!

(to be honest I only did it to get an extra host's vote to save)

 

[ButterTart]

Your mate must be REALLY insecure.

He's Chinese, he makes up for it in other ways.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Ooh I didn't know we had a LIVE PERF!

 

[ButterTart]

Another awesome night, cheers @Ag

and locum host @David 5000 of course.

 

[D5K]

I wasn't expecting them to ditch the "DJ" to get to six live performers. Isn't he a main band member?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'd do the two moustached men IMMEDIATELY of course!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Uno dos tres quatro is Russian for ALL HAIL PUTIN

 

[D5K]

I am disappointed this never got its moment on stage.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd do the two moustached men IMMEDIATELY of course!

YES! imagine that moustache rubbing against your anus

 

[D5K]

Anyhoo back over to @Ag and VOTE NOW BITCHES

 

[Dark Carnival]

ok bye meet me in dark moopy x

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This is such a classic SECOND PLACE

 

[dmlaw]

Uno dos tres quatro is Russian for ALL HAIL PUTIN

I thought it wasn't and that why they have not been asked back.

 

[Dark Carnival]

THANK AG AND D5K

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where's the afterparty???

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

THANKS @Ag & @David 5000

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Lucille can we have some SAM TEEN MENSTRUATION anthem fun?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Where's the afterparty???

Apparently not on moopy