Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Beverley]

Such an expensive set for this hideous song

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta

 

[win_the_game]

Pink haired gay was clearly living his best life.

 

[ButterTart]

She really half-arsed the dancing. If this was Fame Academy, Kevin would have read her for filth.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Such an expensive set for this hideous song

And for someone standing in a corner throughout the song

 

[Penelope]

I remember fondly the relayed news from rehearsals that she was completely incapable of singing and made a total embarrassment of herself in every single one, only to pull out THAT actually fairly respectable vocal in the end. Frankly would've rather had the car crash

08 Malta

 

[Madíson]

That felt like the kind of naff Björkman keeps trying to send each year.

35 Malta

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ugh this cow

 

[Madíson]

EUROCOW

 

[Beverley]

* wails in ethnic *

 

[Soldi]

Pink haired gay was clearly living his best life.

Wasn’t he JUST. BORING OLD MICHAELA was UPSTAGED the poor girl.

 

[win_the_game]

Ugh this cow

@ButterTart ban this one please

 

[Penelope]

LOVE THIS unlistenable tosh Shocked Madame Soklič didn't have it as one of her top three ever yesterday frankly

 

[ButterTart]

As a nice change of pace for Albania, they've sent a harrowed woman of indeterminable age to do a bit of shouting.

 

[Penelope]

She's the most photographed animal in Albania and you can really see WHY

 

[Dark Carnival]

@ButterTart ban this one please

Still bitter this bitch robbed Lindita in Moopyvision Albania

 

[Beverley]

It really doesn't have a melody

 

[Madíson]

I wish they’d ditch the hashtags. #ALB

 

[win_the_game]

Love Ms Albania. With teeth brighter than our futures.

 

[Madíson]

35 Malta
60 Albania

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania

 

[Penelope]

How on EARTH was anyone supposed to vote for that

08 Malta
10/00 Albania

 

[Soldi]

I wish they’d ditch the hashtags. #ALB

We should give EACH OTHER hashtags, #MAD

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania

 

[Beverley]

They really went to town on these postcards

 

[Dark Carnival]

TWINKS

NOT IN A GOOD WAY

 

[Beverley]

Okay I love Czechia and I'm not even sorry

 

[Penelope]

God, this really is like a DAY OUT AT WESTFIELD on INSTAGRAM LIVE

 

[win_the_game]

What a dreadful accent.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She was MAY NAYBAH
she moved BAHCK in

 

[ButterTart]

This lot look like the sort of people who corner you at a house party to tell you in great detail about their 'life changing' experience on Salvia. I bet they call Amsterdam 'The 'Dam'

 

[Penelope]

HATE IT. KILL IT

 

[Soldi]

If he was doing a NORTHERN accent I’d like it a LOT MORE

 

[Madíson]

Is it about listening to her fucking on the other side of a thin wall?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

HATE HATE HATE

 

[Penelope]

Is it about listening to her fucking on the other side of a thin wall?

It's the other person in Taken By A Stranger.

 

[ButterTart]

I fucking love the triple screen effect though. And the 'I'm only a friend' disembodied voice.

 

[Madíson]

I’m grateful for the accents. Better than another American accent.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I thought you were LAKE WINDERMERE from ZIMBABWE

 

[win_the_game]

The tosser in yellow really needs a GOOD SLAP