Eurovision Rewatch: 1981 Dublin (11:30 BST 18/04)

[Tisch]

Am I allowed to score him separately from them?

You can give him a rate
You can give the dancers a boobrate

Those are the rules

 

[Soldi]

Do we get TWO entries?!

No cos one was COMMUNIST you silly girl

 

[Suomi]

These backing singers are making me chuckle

 

[D5K]

Life was absolute SHIT in 1981.

Yes because it's so amazing now

 

[Dark Carnival]

Douze points for the staging!

 

[dmlaw]

Why is one of them wearing a fucking helmet?

You don't get to see his helmet until the after party.

 

[Lucille]

12 for the dancers!

 

[Dark Carnival]

He's ACTUALLY cute!

 

[ButterTart]

Why is one of them wearing a fucking helmet?

She's actually almost completely bald on top, bless her.

 

[Madíson]

65 Austria

 

[lolly]

I wish he didn't have early 80s hair

 

[lolly]

06 Austria

 

[Tisch]

This is quite good and hes quite handsome. EIGHT.

 

[ButterTart]

Although at least 'woman with shiny helmet' is an early contender for boob rate.

 

[COB]

The red jumper Turkish man looks like the man Mum left Dad for

 

[Soldi]

It was OK

 

[octophone]

You don't get to see his helmet until the after party.

Looks the type that would cum before he had his tie off.

 

[octophone]

FONKEH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Austrian cutie

 

[ButterTart]

Why would Terry not use the Turkish name for the song?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[lolly]

I see Liquid Gold said Fuck You to the UK and entered for Turkey instead

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Turkey second again! DOODOODOOODEEEDUMMMMDOODDEEEDUMMMMD

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yas Turkey!

 

[Tisch]

Did they accidentally cast lady #2 as a bearded man?

 

[Soldi]

I see Liquid Gold said Fuck You to the UK and entered for Turkey instead

I’ve not seen THE EYES yet

 

[win_the_game]

Love this funky little number.

 

[octophone]

They have the look of people who know that they're bound for the salt mines if they bring disgrace on their wonderful leader.

 

[dmlaw]

No whiff of the souk this year.

 

[COB]

This is REALLY hitting the spot!

 

[lolly]

Why would Terry not use the Turkish name for the song?

The STENCH of the souk

 

[Lucille]

The one with the beard could have a trip up me.

 

[ButterTart]

This lot are those people from the social club who are forever doing the karaoke because they've been told one too many times 'you've a lovely voice when you try'.

 

[ButterTart]

The one with the beard could have a trip up me.

! What about the three blokes, though?

 

[octophone]

Why do I suddenly fancy a kebab?

 

[Tisch]

At least X2 of turkey would get it

 

[GinAg (39)]

TRUE SHOWMANSHIP

 

[Madíson]

65 Austria
32 Turkey

 

[lolly]

06 Austria
08 Turkey

 

[Madíson]

"Germany hasn't won in donkey's years"