Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[GinAg (39)]

In need rewatch the coat. Anyone have a gif?

 

[Beverley]

Thank god he's not hosting

OR IS HE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is Dima Bilan (gay?)?

 

[Soldi]

Wonderful live vocals Dima love

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it is!

 

[Madíson]

Who is James Washington? Did the songwriter change his name after 2008?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hang on I think I've only just got to that point

We're all the LIVE STREAM HUN!

 

[Tisch]

This is so mimed

 

[ButterTart]

They must have needed to get all of the GAY out of their systems before they changed the law.

 

[Beverley]

Love the stage and a really really good year, especially in terms of depth.

YAY HI!

 

[OutSynk]

The song is utter shit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

We're all the LIVE STREAM HUN!

TECHNOLOGY

 

[Dark Carnival]

The song is utter shit.

It is indeed! How did it win?

 

[OutSynk]

OMG @ the slow motion flashbacks

 

[ButterTart]

Are they actually showing slo-mo highlights of shit that JUST happened?

 

[Beverley]

Who is James Washington? Did the songwriter change his name after 2008?

Was it someone on the Timbaland team?

 

[GinAg (39)]

It is indeed! How did it win?

$$$

 

[Soldi]

He makes me want to NUKE MOSCOW

 

[Madíson]

It is indeed! How did it win?

They had an ice skater and he took his shirt off.

Also, millions of morons who vote for Russia no matter what.

 

[Suomi]

Hang on I think I've only just got to that point

Hello and welcome to 5 minutes later

 

[Beverley]

It is indeed! How did it win?

Ice-skating

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well they clearly FORKED OUT a lot on that to keep playing it again!

 

[ButterTart]

Atrocious.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hello and welcome to 5 minutes later

!

 

[Lucille]

Flash that waxed midriff bitch! Yassss hunty.

 

[Tisch]

Yes let's ACTUALLY START NOW

 

[Madíson]

Ivan >> Alsou

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a RIDICULOUS dress

 

[Beverley]

OMG IS THAT ALSOU

 

[Penelope]

You could practically smell the cocaine WAFTING off that LIP SYNC FOR YOUR FEE performance

 

[Tisch]

Wow that lady does not want to be there

 

[Lucille]

Fuck me the size of the stadium!

 

[ButterTart]

A love a woman who dresses like a recently used toilet brush.

 

[Beverley]

Was ORANGE SKIN still in fashion in 2009?

 

[Madíson]

The show must have started at about 10pm locally, no?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh throwing shade at the US with the Bond movie thing!

 

[Lucille]

Yessssss Moldova’s in it.

 

[Tisch]

Was this Televote only PLEASE?

 

[Soldi]

Take over the honour of hosting AND UKRAINE

 

[Penelope]

They had an ice skater and he took his shirt off.

Also, millions of morons who vote for Russia no matter what.

Let's be honest, it was a bulk-bought SIM card job