Eurovision rewatch: A Song for Europe 1995 MIDNIGHT 17/04/20

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Didn't Crazy for you happen before this? I think it did.

It's not like they'd have been invited on here BEFORE Crazy For You.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

How are we going to fit the scoring in? Is this video edited?

 

[Zu]

I’m not actually watching this drivel as once was QUITE ENOUGH first time round but ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG LIEBER @lolly!

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

How are we going to fit the scoring in? Is this video edited?

Oh fuck, it looks like this is only half of it. We'll never know how it ends!

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Trend Alert: Acrylic sweaters

(and lesbians)

 

[Alla]

It's not like they'd have been invited on here BEFORE Crazy For You.

It took me a while to understand the "stars" that were talking to Wogan had nothing to do with the songs

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Fuck me, SCARLET!

You're barking up the wrong tree there.

 

[win_the_game]

This leukemia tribute is one of the better efforts so far.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Someone pass this poor love her inhaler

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Oh I quite like this one

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I don't think that charity's seeing a penny, Graham.

 

[Alla]

Liking this lesbian anthem

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

How are we going to fit the scoring in? Is this video edited?

I think this one was done by a televote. They probably just popped up on the National Lottery and announced that Sam Fox was going to Eurovision.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

That was actually quite good. I bet she'd have an alright voice if she tried.

 

[Alla]

2 more songs to come? I don't remember who won, but surely none of them so far.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

2 more songs to come? I don't remember who won, but surely none of them so far.

If you think none of these deserved to win, just WAIT until you hear the one that won.

 

[Alla]

If you think none of these deserved to win, just WAIT until you hear the one that won.

I just said I KNOW they didn't win (but not that they deserved it).

 

[win_the_game]

They're really selling this. It's SIMPLE, STRAIGHT FORWARD, CONVENTIONAL.

 

[Alla]

This was the year before Gina G,I just can't remember, so it was probably shit.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

What a DISGUSTING song title

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Oh a ballad

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

The songwriters hope that after this Simon will be much better known. The absence of his own Wikipedia page could mean any number of things.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

That jacket is a lovely shade of mauve, though

 

[Alla]

An X Factor audition. Next.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I hate absolutely everything about this one. Title, the writers, Christopher Maloney singing it...

 

[Alla]

Christopher Maloney singing it...

I was gonna say

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

I hate absolutely everything about this one. Title, the writers, Christopher Maloney singing it...

I was reading his Moopy Gold thread earlier, I wonder what’s in his FRIDGE TONIGHT

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

That degree of root lift is quite suspect

 

[Alla]

The audience clapping and cheering

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

That was utterly disgusting

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Ugh

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

The songwriters hope that after this Simon will be much better known. The absence of his own Wikipedia page could mean any number of things.

The first three Google results for his name bring up a veterinary pathologist, a 'Wellcome Trust scholar' and an entry in the Milken Archive of Jewish Music.

 

[win_the_game]

This was actually released as a single.

 

[Alla]

Is this man for real?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

That was utterly disgusting

It was truly revolting.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

The first three Google results for his name bring up a veterinary pathologist, a 'Wellcome Trust scholar' and an entry in the Milken Archive of Jewish Music.

I'm surprised that it doesn't mention his number two hit with 'Black and Gold'.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

I have to admit I used to quite like Love City Groove when growing up

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Those bloody Amewican impowted wap wecowds.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

There's something amusing about someone with a speech impediment calling themselves Beanz, for some reason.

 

[Alla]

Oh dear, more shit. How many songs left?