Eurovision rewatch: Athens 2006 (20:00 BST)

[D5K]

The slut in the bikini appears to be the sole redeeming feature of this horrible nonsense.

Yes that’s their entry from this year.

 

[Madíson]

There’s an awful 80s one from Luxembourg?

 

[Madíson]

The next millennium would be the 3000s.

 

[Tisch]

That mans got his priorities wrong, bet he likes beans too!

He DOES! Thank god our wedding was cancelled

 

[D5K]

I didn’t know that was a “super”group

 

[Madíson]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova

 

[dmlaw]

It’s Prison lady!

She doesn't look the sort of young lady that would take up with a wealthy gangster.

 

[Soldi]

04 Switzerland
01 Moldova

 

[Tisch]

The EMBARRASSED lesbians catching the bouquet

 

[Beverley]

Forgot about this monstrosity

But surprised that Israel has sent black people to represent them before

 

[Madíson]

Forgot about this monstrosity

But surprised that Israel has sent black people to represent them before

Indeed the same black person.

 

[D5K]

I loved the stage at the time but looking at it now those LED screens are so low rent. And on some songs I swear they turn on about two seconds into the song.

 

[Soldi]

Indeed the same black person.

Is there only one block person in Israel? I’ve never been.

 

[D5K]

I notice these Mamas didn’t get invited back the following year

 

[COB]

Loving the exposed bras That's about all I have for this one.

 

[Madíson]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel

 

[Tisch]

Who knew Neyo was Israeli?

 

[Beverley]

* posts in whistle register *

 

[Soldi]

04 Switzerland
01 Moldova
02 Israel

 

[dmlaw]

Is there only one block person in Israel? I’ve never been.

That's right. The lead singer and the piano woman are Eden Alane's parents.

 

[VoR]

Still a bit behind, but it cracks me up the way 'Loca' just STOPS

 

[Beverley]

I loved the stage at the time but looking at it now those LED screens are so low rent. And on some songs I swear they turn on about two seconds into the song.

It was my favourite stage for a while

 

[Tisch]

Was there a TUNE ALLERGY going around in 2006?

 

[Beverley]

OMG NOT THIS ROBOT SHIT

 

[D5K]

This year really is ticking all of the Eurovision act stereotypes isn’t?

 

[Soldi]

Oh fuck these cunts I’m off for a TOP UP, anyone want anything from Soldi’s BAR?

 

[COB]

I told you guys Medulla wasn't so bad.

 

[Tisch]

Still a bit behind, but it cracks me up the way 'Loca' just STOPS

The whole thing looked so unrehearsed. Like a school talent show where they all stop and go "that's it"

 

[D5K]

It was my favourite stage for a while

I might do a STAGE RATE soon

 

[COB]

Oh fuck these cunts I’m off for a TOP UP, anyone want anything from Soldi’s BAR?

Pack of Cheese Moments please darling.

 

[Tisch]

Oh fuck these cunts I’m off for a TOP UP, anyone want anything from Soldi’s BAR?

I guess now's a good time for my first LINE OF SMACK

 

[VoR]

Tempted to fast forward Israel to catch up, but I seem to recall Piano lady has an entertaining 'SEIZE THE MOMENT' bit towards the end.

 

[Beverley]

I might do a STAGE RATE soon

You should know better than to expect me to rate things

 

[D5K]

Kate Ryan died for this?!

 

[Madíson]

It’s the little guy from Heroes.

 

[dmlaw]

I think that the doo-wap, cream suit, soul patch combination may be one of the most hateful in the whole history of Eurovision.

 

[Tisch]

Wow Latvia really didn't want to host again did they?

 

[COB]

To think we could've had SILVIA NIGHT.

 

[Soldi]

04 Switzerland
01 Moldova
02 Israel
00 Latvia

 

[Beverley]

For a second I thought my robot memory was false. Looks like watching this ONCE 15 years ago was ENOUGH to burn it into my skull