Eurovision Rewatch: Copenhagen 2014 (27/06, 20:00 BST)

I can’t work out if I prefer the tin whistle man in uniform (2013) or shirtless with tribal tattoos (2014). It’s a real Sophie’s Choice.
 
I think we might need a new Moopy smiley:

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Obviously, I cancelled boob rate after Poland, but if I hadn't then the young ladies in the water at the front of the stage would have been real contenders.
 
Can you imagine what would have happened if Russia had won? The crowd would have burned the whole joint down.
 
I always enjoy a contest where they show the scoreboard as part of the stage.

The one contest I went to (Malmo 2013) we didn't have a clue how the scoring was going and had to follow on a phone.
 
Worth noting how many 'homophobic' nations that give points to Conchita.
 
12 Austria
10 Azerbaijan
08 France
07 Russia
06 Sweden
05 Armenia
04 Spain
03 U.K
02 Italy
01 Switzerland
 
The Maltese woman seems to have mistaken the paedo contest for the real thing.
 
I don't think it's her but I still want to go "yooo-oo-oo-oo-oo"
 

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