Eurovision Rewatch: Düsseldorf, 2011 (20:00 BST)

[Madíson]

Was this guy from Tyne and Wear, or somewhere like that?

County Durham.

 

[Suomi]

Bizarre entry for Romania

 

[Madíson]

Dunno but he has a nice face

Nice face. Shame about the trousers.

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France
01/-1 Italy
00/02 Switzerland
07/06 United Kingdom
10/09 Moldova
09/08 Germany
00/00 Romania

 

[Madíson]

This lady beat the man who behind Conchita Wurst in Austria’s rip off of Pop Idol.

(Fifth Place was Eric Papaya)

 

[Suomi]

This is a very audacious vocal from someone with 6/10 abilities

 

[Madíson]

The only Azeris in Germany are scions of oil rich families spending corrupt fortunes.

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France
01/-1 Italy
00/02 Switzerland
07/06 United Kingdom
10/09 Moldova
09/08 Germany
00/00 Romania
02/06 Austria

 

[Madíson]

Oh Nigar, so out of tune. Jemini part two?

 

[Tisch]

That Austrian entry was truly a pile of kak. She just shouted some random notes in the hope there'd be a melody somewhere in there.

 

[Tisch]

Running Scared is okay but winner absolutely not.

 

[Madíson]

Why do Sweden get to enter twice?

 

[Madíson]

I assumed all base jumpers died young.

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France
01/-1 Italy
00/02 Switzerland
07/06 United Kingdom
10/09 Moldova
09/08 Germany
00/00 Romania
02/06 Austria
08/08 Azerbaijan

 

[Suomi]

Why do Sweden get to enter twice?

*nods*

 

[ButterTart]

Back just in time for Slovenia Aguilera.

 

[Tisch]

Slow year isn't it? Not a single 10, 11, 12 or 12455 on my scoreboard so far

 

[Madíson]

I found a post from February 2011:

A man I suspect is gay and a woman named Nigar were chosen tonight.

The man was an okay singer but the woman was awful.

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France
01/-1 Italy
00/02 Switzerland
07/06 United Kingdom
10/09 Moldova
09/08 Germany
00/00 Romania
02/06 Austria
08/08 Azerbaijan
04/04 Slovenia

 

[Madíson]

Oh no. Not these guys. They only won the Icelandic final with VERY DODGY tactics.

 

[Tisch]

Any Eldar nudes out there?

That's EldAr thank you.

 

[Zu]

Slow year isn't it? Not a single 10, 11, 12 or 12455 on my scoreboard so far

“Slow”

 

[Madíson]

Sjonni’s Friends rank:

Hjeimur
Benedikt
Matthías
Viggi
Pálmi
Gunnar

 

[Suomi]

04/02 Finland
10/07 Bosnia
00/03 Denmark
01/01 Lithuania
10/07 Hungary
09/08 Ireland
10/10 Sweden
09/08 Esthonia
03/00 Greece
07/08 Russia
00/05 France
01/-1 Italy
00/02 Switzerland
07/06 United Kingdom
10/09 Moldova
09/08 Germany
00/00 Romania
02/06 Austria
08/08 Azerbaijan
04/04 Slovenia
09/08 Iceland

 

[Suomi]

I am shaking with power because I am possibly either a third or even half of the Moopy winner result

 

[Madíson]

Spain were so disrespectful of Eurovision.

 

[Zu]

Sjonni’s Friends rank:

Hjeimur
Benedikt
Matthías
Viggi
Pálmi
Gunnar

Which is the tubby one @VoR tried to glide a leg over? Or was that someone from Pollapönk? Or am I completely and deliberately paraphrasing what actually happened?

 

[Tisch]

Jaunty little ditty that was! Shame about her lack of GRAVITAS.

 

[Tisch]

Which is the tubby one @VoR tried to glide a leg over? Or was that someone from Pollapönk? Or am I completely and deliberately paraphrasing what actually happened?

That was Michael Rice

 

[Zu]

That was Michael Rice

Oh there’s one every year! NO STOPPING HER!

 

[Alla]

Went for a walk and didn't watch, but KatySWE Wolf gets my 12 puntos, thanks.

 

[Beverley]

I am shaking with power because I am possibly either a third or even half of the Moopy winner result

Don't make me VOTE

 

[Lucille]

I do hope miss Suomi’s votes are quite rightly DISALLOWED.

 

[Zu]

No idea whether it’s even over yet but 12 points from me go to GREECE thank you for asking and also all the other songs were mainly absolute rubbish, especially Popular

 

[Suomi]

I do hope miss Suomi’s votes are quite rightly DISALLOWED.

*a mysteriously random VoR vote appears*

 

[Alla]

*a mysteriously random VoR vote appears*

Enough random votes from HIM!!

 

[Tisch]

All Georgians are immigrant babies

 

[Madíson]

The thundercunts voting for the Barbara Dex award gave it to Georgia this year.

 

[Suomi]

My votes

12 Sweden
10 Moldova
08 Bosnia-Herzegovina
07 Hungary
06 Estonia
05 Germany
04 Ireland
03 U.K.
02 Russia
01 Spain

Mrs Suomi’s votes:

12 Sweden
10 Moldova
08 Bosnia-Herzegovina
07 Hungary
06 Estonia
05 Germany
04 Ireland
03 U.K.
02 Russia
01 Spain

 

[Zu]

Spain were so disrespectful of Eurovision.

Slipping out a fat and creamy brownie mid-performance was a BIT OFF but apparently the pre-show Schnitzel went right through them