Eurovision Rewatch: Dublin 1988 (13/06, 20:00 BST)

[Iguana]

MR NAEF MR NAEF!!!!

 

[Tisch]

Awwwww girls I still love you all I’m just sooooo busy.

Let’s get coffee some time!

I’ll call you.

As she walked away with those immortal words "I'll call you", I thought to myself; "no. I'll call myself". Because then in that moment, I realised: my phone is reliant on one person. Me, just me. And from then on... That's how it was going to be".

 

[Tisch]

I don’t understand which yugoslav performance these juries saw

They've copied and pasted the Netherlands flag those SNEAKY CUNTS

 

[Tisch]

You're just drunk.

Both facts are true

 

[Iguana]

You're just drunk.

I can confirm.

 

[Pingu]

Everything is blurry to me right now, it's all good.

 

[Pingu]

By the way, what a dreadful font.

 

[lolly]

And why in italic?

 

[Iguana]

MR NAEF! MR NAEF!

 

[Pingu]

!

 

[COB]

MR NAEF!

 

[Iguana]

Calling out the nul points, HARSH

 

[Tisch]

Mme Austria very DEJECTED sounding

 

[D5K]

“Happy birthday to everybody” because you’ve banged on about it all evening

 

[Tisch]

The scoreboard is so confusing when they put the rankings on the left

 

[lolly]

Another example of a very average UK song building THAT CUNT WOGAN'S sense of entitlement

 

[Pingu]

I mean, I know this scoreboard probably WAS state of the art back in 1988, but they don't have sound SMUG about it.

 

[Pingu]

God, Pat Kenny is DETESTABLE.

 

[Iguana]

MR NAEF does like to get involved doesn't he

 

[lolly]

The voting would be really quite exciting if you didn't know the result, wouldn't it?

 

[Lucille]

I’m not watching but Mr Naef is such a dom daddy.

 

[Madíson]

UK 14 points ahead, with only two countries to go.

 

[Iguana]

It's about to go off

 

[Tisch]

Just scribed the Moopy votes. Will post the final placings in a minute!

 

[Iguana]

Ooooooooooh

 

[lolly]

I bet Pat was a crap fuck

 

[Tisch]

Is Pat a queen. Got a bit flopsy hands there!

 

[Pingu]

BRUCIE

 

[COB]

Brucie

 

[Iguana]

ONE POINT in it!!

 

[D5K]

I found that genuinely tense even though I knew the result!

 

[Pingu]

Wow Pat really is useless.

 

[Iguana]

I found that genuinely tense even though I knew the result!

It really is!

 

[Iguana]

Kudos to the audience, they gave ALL the right oohs and aahs!

 

[lolly]

I wish she'd have changed her shoes

 

[Iguana]

Hello @Cathy de Bourgh how are you?

 

[Iguana]

"Celine Delon"

 

[Pingu]

Well done, man who wrote the music and Celine Dillon.

 

[lolly]

Eurovision trophies really are uniformly shit, aren't they?

 

[Pingu]

Who decided that Dublin 1988 would be the "Millennium Eurovision Song Contest?"