Eurovision Rewatch: Gothenburg 1985 (15/08 20.00 BST)

[D5K]

I haven’t seen ingela forsman for years!

 

[dmlaw]

Bra vibrationer.

You know exactly what you are doing, Sweden, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[ButterTart]

Curt-Eric looks like he's no stranger to hurriedly deleting his browser history.

 

[D5K]

I’m getting Love Kills vibes from the incongruous dancers

 

[ButterTart]

Has Kiki Danielson ever been young? Did she just punch her way out through her mother's stomach at the age of 42?

 

[dmlaw]

I think Kikki Danielsson may have been born aged 45 and coming off a bad divorce.

 

[Madíson]

35 Ireland
70 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
84 Spain
76 France
72 Turkey
74 Belgium
64 Portugal
78 Germany
98 Israel
66 Italy
85 Norway
61 United Kingdom
71 Switzerland
91 Sweden

 

[lolly]

45 Ireland
75 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
80 Spain
65 France
70 Turkey
25 Belgium
72 Portugal
68 Germany
85 Israel
63 Italy
99 Norway
52 UK
57 Switzerland
56 Sweden

 

[lolly]

What a smashing display of blousons

 

[Madíson]

Good singer

 

[Madíson]

35 Ireland
70 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
84 Spain
76 France
72 Turkey
74 Belgium
64 Portugal
78 Germany
98 Israel
66 Italy
85 Norway
61 United Kingdom
71 Switzerland
91 Sweden
77 Austria

 

[lolly]

45 Ireland
75 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
80 Spain
65 France
70 Turkey
25 Belgium
72 Portugal
68 Germany
85 Israel
63 Italy
99 Norway
52 UK
57 Switzerland
56 Sweden
48 Austria

 

[Suomi]

@Pingu @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid and I are watching and I will post our scores SOON GIRLS!

 

[ButterTart]

This Luxembourg one is mint.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm sure we all remember Malcolm Roberts and his horrible teal suit losing to Samantha J. Anus in A Song For Europe 1991. He's dead, fortunately.

 

[Madíson]

Cacophonous hell

 

[D5K]

What the hell am I watching?!

 

[win_the_game]

This lot look like some wife swapping cult.

 

[lolly]

Someone stole that poor blonde woman's silvikrin. Imagine the embarrassment of having flat hair in 1985!

 

[Madíson]

35 Ireland
70 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
84 Spain
76 France
72 Turkey
74 Belgium
64 Portugal
78 Germany
98 Israel
66 Italy
85 Norway
61 United Kingdom
71 Switzerland
91 Sweden
77 Austria
68 Luxembourg

 

[D5K]

At least now I know what Equinox based their performance on.

 

[lolly]

45 Ireland
75 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
80 Spain
65 France
70 Turkey
25 Belgium
72 Portugal
68 Germany
85 Israel
63 Italy
99 Norway
52 UK
57 Switzerland
56 Sweden
48 Austria
82 Luxembourg

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit, that Luxembourg one was glorious. What a time to be alive*.

*35 years ago

 

[lolly]

Quite hot, for when I'm having a Jesus fantasy

 

[Madíson]

No wedding ring, girls.

 

[dmlaw]

There was just a huge cheer from outside. I expect they really like the Greek entry and it's nothing to do with the Manchester City match.

 

[ButterTart]

Has he wandered on stage with his vibrator in his hand? He's shaking like a shitting dog.

 

[D5K]

What a limp end to the contest

 

[lolly]

45 Ireland
75 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
80 Spain
65 France
70 Turkey
25 Belgium
72 Portugal
68 Germany
85 Israel
63 Italy
99 Norway
52 UK
57 Switzerland
56 Sweden
48 Austria
82 Luxembourg
61 Greece

 

[Madíson]

35 Ireland
70 Finland
60 Cyprus
30 Denmark
84 Spain
76 France
72 Turkey
74 Belgium
64 Portugal
78 Germany
98 Israel
66 Italy
85 Norway
61 United Kingdom
71 Switzerland
91 Sweden
77 Austria
68 Luxembourg
75 Greece

 

[D5K]

Awww, I can’t vote without a recap

 

[Madíson]

12 Israel
10 Sweden
08 Norway
07 Spain
06 Germany
05 Austria
04 France
03 Greece
02 Belgium
01 Turkey

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Christ, the Boris Johnson players are here to torture us with some light fingering.

 

[dmlaw]

"You're going to hear some genuine Swedish music." That sounds like a threat.

 

[win_the_game]

12 Italy
10 Spain
08 Portugal
07 Switzerland
06 Greece
05 Sweden
04 Austria
03 Ireland
02 United Kingdom
01 Belgium

 

[Madíson]

 

[lolly]

12 Norway
10 Israel
08 Luxembourg
07 Spain
06 Finland
05 Portugal
04 Turkey
03 Germany
02 France
01 Italy

 

[dmlaw]

12 Norway
10 Sweden
08 Spain
07 Finland
06 Israel
05 Germany
04 France
03 Turkey
02 United Kingdom
01 Austria

 

[D5K]

12 Israel
10 Finland
08 Norway
07 Sweden
06 France
05 UK
04 Austria
03 Spain
02 Turkey
01 Switzerland

 

[dmlaw]

Apparently, Mr Naef's wife HATED the wardrobe malfunction.