Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[Penelope]

07 Bosnia

OMG I haven't looked at D'Nash in years and someone said they're all really rimmable the other week so CAN'T WAIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG WHAT

 

[octophone]

I was going to cut and paste that line for every song but I've already decided it would just be annoying. Sorry everyone.

 

[Beverley]

YAS IN ME NOW SPAIN!!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Can we get a insta update on this lost please @Penelope?

 

[Soldi]

Oh HOW DRAMATIC

 

[Kala]

The fucking STATE of this LOT

 

[Alex]

oh yes love this one. Welcome after slightly dull predecessor

 

[Tisch]

If the word TRYHARD was personified on screen

 

[COB]

Beautiful WIGS!

 

[octophone]

Oh great. The male equivalent of CLEA.

 

[GinAg (39)]

2007 Bieber hair was such a shame.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This should have been the opener really!

 

[ButterTart]

This is a bit more like it. Octy pregnant from the ferocious masculinity.

 

[Alla]

Dear god.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh no I've just tuned in what one did I miss?

 

[Penelope]

FUCK that one on the right would get it morning till night

 

[Beverley]

OK I'm taking the one with the blonde streaks and the one with the short brown hair THANKS

 

[win_the_game]

3/4 of this lot would get it.

 

[Soldi]

This should have been the opener really!

Random draw

 

[Alla]

Oh I forgot Rebeca was one of the girls.

 

[Tisch]

I wonder how many of these Vor bottomed for?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This should have been the opener really!

Not that I like it

 

[Kala]

Dear god.

You woudn't be saying that if the ORIGINAL singer REBECA was singing this

 

[Alla]

3/4 of this lot would get it.

The 3 that are gay I guess

 

[Alex]

Has it cut out for anyone else?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wonder how many of these Vor bottomed for?

All SIX

 

[octophone]

This is a bit more like it. Octy pregnant from the ferocious masculinity.

OMG, I'll need an Irn Bru flavour WKD as a morning-after-tonic. Whereever will I find that during lockdown?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Has it cut out for anyone else?

Nope!

 

[Iguana]

Pretty sure anyone casually tuning in as a result of the BBC News article has now turned off

 

[Alla]

You woudn't be saying that if the ORIGINAL singer REBECA was singing this

Indeed.

 

[octophone]

Has it cut out for anyone else?

Sadly not.

 

[COB]

Those crox!!

 

[Tisch]

I'd assume they were straight out of a Peter Kay (RIP) parody if I didn't know any better

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow some nox there

 

[Suomi]

This is the sort of flimsy and dramatic pulsating pop I’d be willing to bet grandpa’s farm over!

 

[Kala]

All SIX

TWO are WOMEN

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK

 

[dmlaw]

i think that wailing one may have just got his sexual organs trapped in something.

 

[GinAg (39)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain