EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Beverley]

BTW is Mr Albania doing the votes in French for the LOLZ?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now that is A SEXY SCOREBOARD. And the countries move with how their doing. OMG I AM NEARLY CUMMING HERE.

Technology finally figured it out in 2004!

 

[Dark Carnival]

BTW is Mr Albania doing the votes in French for the LOLZ?

Official Eurovision language no LOLZ here

 

[Penelope]

God Terry became SO SMUG about his universal theory of Eurovision in 04

 

[Penelope]

Official Eurovision language no LOLZ here

YOU ARE BIASED AND LESBAINESE

 

[Tisch]

BTW is Mr Albania doing the votes in French for the LOLZ?

Why is Greece winning I don't even know her

 

[Dark Carnival]

God Terry became SO SMUG about his universal theory of Eurovision in 04

Bitch is having a FIELD day already!

Glad he's DEAD.

 

[Penelope]

Albania does NOT NEIGHBOUR BOSNIA

 

[Tisch]

YOU ARE BIASED AND LESBAINESE

Oy. We draw the line at jokes here.

 

[Penelope]

Fun fact: Terry Wogan is dead.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's only the THIRD vote so far CALM DOWN TERRY!

 

[Tisch]

What was Greece? Why have I given them a solid 06 and they're so well here? PLEASE ANSWER FAST

 

[Dark Carnival]

Plus the UK were shit!

 

[Soldi]

I’m watching the scoring on MUTE, not hearing TERRYS COMMENTS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun fact: Terry Wogan is dead.

THAT I'm aware of

 

[Tisch]

Fun fact: Terry Wogan is dead.

This is true

 

[Tisch]

Bosnia showing off her latest quarantine haircut there

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bosnia showing off her latest quarantine haircut there

I'm getting a similar one tomorrow!

 

[Tisch]

I’m watching the scoring on MUTE, not hearing TERRYS COMMENTS

And also not the SCORES

oR more importantly the awkward interaction at the start of ever link. YOUR CHOICE

 

[Penelope]

When it's a neighbour: "OH IT'S NEIGHBOURLY VOTING"

When it's not a neighbour: "OH IT'S THE WEIRDEST VOTING IN YEARS"

 

[Soldi]

And also not the SCORES

oR more importantly the awkward interaction at the start of ever link. YOUR CHOICE

Well the awkward interaction you can see in the spokespersons EYES

 

[Tisch]

I'm getting a similar one tomorrow!

From your hot housemate who also finally relents and lets you give him a blowjob?

What?

 

[win_the_game]

AND THE RESULTS OF THE MOOPY VOTE ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1. Ukraine (54)
2. Albania (42)
3. Russia (33)
4. Serbia & Montenegro (33)
5. Sweden (30)
6. Bosnia & Herzegovina (23)
7. Romania (21)
8. FYR Macedonia (17)
9. Belgium (17)
10. France (13)
11. Malta (10)
12. Poland (10)
13. Croatia (9)
=14. Austria (6)
=14. Greece (6)
16. Spain (6)
17. Turkey (6)
18. Ireland (5)
19. Iceland (4)
20. United Kingdom (3)
=21. Norway (0)
=21. Netherlands (0)
=21. Germany (0)
=21. Cyprus (0)

 

[Penelope]

Oh HUSH UP you DEAD CUNT

 

[Tisch]

Well the awkward interaction you can see in the spokespersons EYES

soldi... GOODNIGHT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was it a thing to suck up to the host back in 2004? Turkey was SHIT!

 

[Tisch]

Omg Mr belrus put that repression away and FUCK MY NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Belarus making my ANUS TWITCH!!!

 

[Tisch]

Was it a thing to suck up to the host back in 2004? Turkey was SHIT!

I'll have you know the official Tischlampe vote gave them a massive 02!

 

[Zu]

Lane Moje JOINT THIRD? You VILE HEARTLESS PIGS!

 

[Soldi]

“If these people give 12 to Turkey” after turkey get 3

 

[Dark Carnival]

Russia were still on zero point up until there!

 

[Penelope]

If THESE PEOPLE GIVE 12 TO TURKEY

*six points after points have already been given to Turkey*

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll have you know the official Tischlampe vote gave them a massive 02!

I'll blame it on the alcohol, the cat and the MICE.

 

[Tisch]

Lane Moje JOINT THIRD? You VILE HEARTLESS PIGS!

@Zu-Klara Where are you from please? Rumours say you're a ROMFORD BOI

 

[win_the_game]

Lane Moje JOINT THIRD? You VILE HEARTLESS PIGS!

4th actually! Russia received more 5 points on count back.

 

[Penelope]

Did Terry actually LIKE ANYTHING THIS YEAR except GERMANY?

DEAD CUNT

 

[Tisch]

I'll blame it on the alcohol, the cat and the MICE.

Don't. The third and final mouse ran under the fridge and has YET TO EMERGE

 

[Soldi]

I’m surprised how well Turkey are doing

 

[Tisch]

SCUSE ME LAYDEHS. Have we worked out what were watching after this?