Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

OMG SPAIN

 

[GinAg (39)]

Agog this came last!

 

[COB]

I'm quite into this, I have to say.

 

[ButterTart]

Lithuania has gone from looking like Sophie Ellis Vector to David Bowie circa 1979

That's Florence-Anne de Machine, surely?

 

[GinAg (39)]

08 Lithuania
04 Belgium
07 Spain

 

[Dark Carnival]

I missed Belgium because a friend called and wanted to chat I had to fake MY DEALER COMING to make him shut up

 

[Lucille]

Agog this came last!

 

[Dark Carnival]

08 Lithuania
?? Belgium
08 Spain

 

[Dark Carnival]

DORIS

 

[Madíson]

65 Lithuania
70 Belgium
30 Spain

 

[Dark Carnival]

DRAGOVIC

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck was sticking out of the top of her frock, has she mugged that poor bitch in the Another Chance video?

 

[COB]

Ruth?! Nobody tell @Alla

 

[Dark Carnival]

ARE YOU READY GAYZ?

 

[Soldi]

@Dark Carnival ITS TIME!!

 

[Lucille]

Doris already!

 

[Soldi]

07 Lithuania
05 Belgium
08 Spain

 

[COB]

Who is this jug-eared nipper?

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Tisch]

Oh HERE WE FUCKING GO

 

[Lucille]

Now THAT’S a FROCK.

 

[COB]

I know nothing of the fabled Doris and OHGODOHFUCK IT'S GREAT

 

[Soldi]

DEAD ALREADY

 

[Dark Carnival]

HAIR FLIP!!

 

[Tisch]

I missed Belgium because a friend called and wanted to chat I had to fake MY DEALER COMING to make him shut up

Who calls up "wanting a chat" these days?

 

[Dark Carnival]

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

 

[GinAg (39)]

I love this so much!

 

[Dark Carnival]

SLAY ME QUEEN!!!

 

[Lucille]

SANG IT GIRL!!!

 

[COB]

12 CROATIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

REVEAL!!! *GAY COMA*

 

[GNL]

Come through Croatia with the first decent song of the night. QoL

 

[Soldi]

I CANT

 

[COB]

Oh!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

THAT BODY!!

 

[Lucille]

My arse is dilating.

 

[COB]

Shit!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I want that outfit!

 

[Tisch]

As far as dress reveals go, Croatia did it better the previous year. But everything else is obviously an 18/10 moment