Eurovision rewatch: Malmö 1992

[dmlaw]

Those backing singer outfits are a choice

At least they aren’t banana yellow.

 

[win_the_game]

Why does he have an American accent?

 

[Tisch]

Michael Ball's wife must have been SO PROUD of him this night. Bet she was at home waiting for the rogering of her HER LIFE.

Also that *IS* Davina McCall on backup duty isn't it?

 

[Penelope]

Michael Ball's wife must have been SO PROUD of him this night. Bet she was at home waiting for the rogering of her HER LIFE.

Also that *IS* Davina McCall on backup duty isn't it?

Davina was ON THE H at the time!

 

[Penelope]

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel
12 Turkey
73 Greece
92 France
22 Sweden
35 Portugal
50 Cyprus
76 Malta
70 Iceland
79 Finland
42 Switzerland
84 Luxembourg
31 Austria
80 United Kingdom

NOT AS GOOD as it FRANKLY SHOULD'VE BEEN

 

[Penelope]

OMG it's CAROL HAGBITS!

 

[Tisch]

Sometimes I watch you passing through my dreams

WHAT

 

[Tisch]

OMG it's CAROLA HAGBITS!

DO FRÄMLING

 

[Penelope]

Yes, WHY YOU INDEED

 

[D5K]

Zzzzzzz

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ireland fucked up Eurovision

 

[dmlaw]

I know ’Best Irish winner of the 90s’ isn’t a high bar to clear, but it really is. Obviously ‘Terminal 3’ would have shat all over everything we’ve heard tonight.

 

[D5K]

I really resent Ireland being the best performing Eurovision country in history

 

[Penelope]

WORST KEY CHANGE EVER

 

[Penelope]

I know ’Best Irish winner of the 90s’ isn’t a high bar to clear, but it really is. Obviously ‘Terminal 3’ would have shat all over everything we’ve heard tonight.

Don't be ridiculous! In Your Eyes and The Voice PISS all over this whining kennel cunt!

 

[Penelope]

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel
12 Turkey
73 Greece
92 France
22 Sweden
35 Portugal
50 Cyprus
76 Malta
70 Iceland
79 Finland
42 Switzerland
84 Luxembourg
31 Austria
80 United Kingdom
45 Ireland

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know ’Best Irish winner of the 90s’ isn’t a high bar to clear, but it really is. Obviously ‘Terminal 3’ would have shat all over everything we’ve heard tonight.

Mainly liked this for Terminal 3. Everything Ireland won with is equally dogshit to these ears

 

[Tisch]

I like Why Me. Is that ALLOWED?

Much better than In Your Eyes. Not Terminal 3 though of course.

 

[Penelope]

Can't believe Linda Martin's won Eurovision and her daughter Dawn NEVER HAS

 

[Penelope]

I like Why Me. Is that ALLOWED?

NO

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank HEAVENS for Denmark!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I like Why Me. Is that ALLOWED?

Much better than In Your Eyes. Not Terminal 3 though of course.

First racism, now this? YOU’RE ON A ROLL!

 

[Penelope]

OMG this is TERRIFIC!

 

[Tisch]

Can't believe Linda Martin's won Eurovision and her daughter Dawn NEVER HAS

I can't lie, I looked this up

 

[Penelope]

PUNCHING THE SOFA WITH JOY at something with an ACTUAL BIT OF LIFE!

 

[dmlaw]

OMG this is TERRIFIC!

Let’s not get carried away.

 

[win_the_game]

OMG this is TERRIFIC!

That’s debatable.

 

[win_the_game]

We all know Dawn Martin is the greatest Eurovision winner that never was.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I feel like she should have cinched her waist

 

[Penelope]

What a MINOR TRIUMPH!

04 Spain
09 Belgium
81 Israel
12 Turkey
73 Greece
92 France
22 Sweden
35 Portugal
50 Cyprus
76 Malta
70 Iceland
79 Finland
42 Switzerland
84 Luxembourg
31 Austria
80 United Kingdom
45 Ireland
95 Denmark

 

[D5K]

You know this contest isn’t nearly as bad as I was led to believe?

 

[win_the_game]

Another dead one.

 

[Penelope]

DEATHWATCH ALERT: Mia Martini, who will spend the voting sequence absolutely POWERING her way through a pack of cigarettes, carked it from the coke three years after this.

 

[Tisch]

You know this contest isn’t nearly as bad as I was led to believe?

I'm having a LOVELY TIME

 

[dmlaw]

I think this may be the one which @ButterTart inexplicably likes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another dead one.

Let me guess, of all the smoking?

 

[D5K]

I think this may be the one which @ButterTart inexplicably likes.

What’s inexplicable? This is amazing!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEATHWATCH ALERT: Mia Martini, who will spend the voting sequence absolutely POWERING her way through a pack of cigarettes, carked it from the coke three years after this.

! QUEEN!

 

[win_the_game]

I love Mia but I do feel Italy have deprived us, having never sent her sister Loredana to Eurovision

 

[dmlaw]

I love Mia but I do feel Italy have deprived us, having never sent her sister Loredana to Eurovision

Why have you posted a picture of Pete Burns with this?