Eurovision Rewatch: Rome 1991 (30/05 20:00)

[Tisch]

What the fuck is happening

 

[Iguana]

Is this an entry??

 

[D5K]

Is she going to wail over every postcard?!

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank PISS for Bebi Doll!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What the everloving fuck is going on?

 

[Madíson]

For the avoidance of doubt, this is the entry from Yugoslavia.

 

[D5K]

Is she going to wail over every postcard?!

Oh I thought it was the same woman in pink from the intro.

 

[Iguana]

Well thank fuck for that

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh God 1991.

 

[Madíson]

What is this fuckery going on in the bottom left?!

 

[Tisch]

Omg it's LEA!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Brazil isn't nice, so I'll say it twice.

Brazil isn't nice, Brazil isn't nice.

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like she works at a tanning salon.

 

[Soldi]

How much of Yugoslavia was actually LEFT by this point? Surely it was just Serbia, Montenegro and Kosovo?

 

[VoR]

That's a HARD 28 on Baby Doll even by Yugoslav standards...

 

[Iguana]

Is she 1991 years old?

 

[ButterTart]

Kathy Najimy on backing vocals. Respect.

 

[Penelope]

She looks like she works at a tanning salon.

You say this like it's a BAD thing!

 

[win_the_game]

Yugoslavia 1991 is an 11/10 if ever there was one

 

[Tisch]

Actually quite enjoying this

La! La-la-la la la la!

 

[Suomi]

This is one of the contest’s greatest songs - that it then caused the disintegration of Yugoslavia shows its power

 

[dmlaw]

What the hell is with this camerawork? I've seen CCTV footage of car accidents with better framing.

 

[Iguana]

02 Yugoslavia

 

[Beverley]

IS IT HORRID?

 

[Soldi]

10 Yugoslavia

 

[Penelope]

That was DOGSHIT

07 Yugoslavia

 

[Soldi]

IS IT HORRIDM?

I thought you weren’t WATCHING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What the hell is with this camerawork? I've seen CCTV footage of car accidents with better framing.

This is a car crash we're watching.

 

[ButterTart]

It was like they ran a competition in Yugoslav primary schools and the winner got to design her outfit.

 

[Madíson]

How much of Yugoslavia was actually LEFT by this point? Surely it was just Serbia, Montenegro and Kosovo?

Most of it was still intact. Next year is the year of the fake Yugoslavian entry.

 

[Tisch]

Is he on the set of the Aztec Zone of the Crystal Maze?

 

[Madíson]

60 Yugoslavia

 

[dmlaw]

How much of Yugoslavia was actually LEFT by this point? Surely it was just Serbia, Montenegro and Kosovo?

I think it was 1992 when all of the unpleasantness really started. It would have only been Solvenia that had gone at this time, if anything.

 

[Soldi]

I think it was 1992 when all of the unpleasantness really started. It would have only been Solvenia that had gone at this time, if anything.

Ah yes I remember, I think it was 25th June this year that Slovenia succeeded!

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck this really is just Sanremo with Eurovision songs thrown in.

 

[Penelope]

Ah yes I remember, I think it was 25th June this year that Slovenia succeeded!

Oh YOU REMEMBER DO YOU?

 

[Madíson]

I think it was 1992 when all of the unpleasantness really started. It would have only been Solvenia that had gone at this time, if anything.

Slovenia declares independence in the month after this.

 

[dmlaw]

Nothing like a purple jacket that doesn't fit properly to hallmark a high quality entry.

 

[COB]

I wonder how Penny's Moopyvision cover is coming along

Also this purple man might actually be the Joker.

 

[Beverley]

I thought you weren’t WATCHING

I'M NOT! Just want ya'll to tell me it's a travesty