Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 - Part One - Streaming live Tonight 8 p.m.

[Lucille]

RAVEN QUEEN

 

[GinAg (39)]

They REDID THE WHOLE CENTRE!

I meant the other one... the actual sad one.

 

[Penelope]

*feyly shimmies from side to side while imagining getting railed by the DJ-drummer*

 

[Penelope]

I meant the other one... the actual sad one.

OH

God I'm too retro for my own good sometimes

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
06 Ireland
10 Russia
08 Belgium
07 Malta
05 Croatia
08 Azerbaijan
09 Cyprus
07 Norway
08 Israel
05 Romania
02 Ukraine

 

[Soldi]

She looked like she was going to MURDER all the other contestants.

 

[Lucille]

Love it when she throws the mic stand!

 

[Raining on Me]

Thank god for this shrill REALLY QUITE HARSH SOUNDING Ukranian tosh.

I remember how she looked like she'd rather be shot dead when announced as national final winner god bless her

 

[Penelope]

Really just BARBARIC

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia
08 Slovenia
08 Lithuania
01 Ireland
11 Russia
05 Belgium
06 Malta
08 Croatia
11 Azerbaijan
06 Cyprus
10 Norway
07 Israel
-1 Romania
11 Ukraine

 

[GinAg (39)]

GODAWFUL

 

[Soldi]

Oh @Win_the_game WHERE ARE YOU

 

[Penelope]

Oh was that IT for the semi? YAY for Ukraine closing!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Now Italy is just lovely. Very strong chance of going top 2.

 

[dmlaw]

Italy is my other favourite. It would have won the whole thing.

 

[Zu]

Second best Italian entry ever after Francesca

 

[Penelope]

Italy winning with this would've been depressing. It's JUST CREEP!

 

[Soldi]

Second best Italian entry ever after Francesca

But DONT FORGET Jalisse

 

[GinAg (39)]

He could BANG THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.

 

[Penelope]

Second best Italian entry ever after Francesca

Oh please. It's no SOLDI!

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Sweden
05 Belarus
09 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
03 Ireland
08 Russia
06 Belgium
07 Malta
09 Croatia
08 Cyprus
07 Norway
08 Israel
03 Romania
09 Ukraine

 

[GinAg (39)]

Just so good.

 

[ButterTart]

Italy is my other favourite. It would have won the whole thing.

You sound like me right up to the moment they didn't pick Ringo Starr.

 

[Soldi]

18282 Italy

 

[Penelope]

The Italians are at such an odd advantage with their language - literally everyone starts COOING AWAY when they use it, whereas with Finnish or Esthonian it's all "UGH WHAT'S THAT" "MAKES NO SENSE" "DO SOMETHING NICE IN ENGLISH WITH KATIE MELUA"

 

[Raining on Me]

I didn't care for Italy before but this is really QUITE GOOD.

 

[dmlaw]

My one concern is that it's too long and it's all the song. I worry that they might have butchered it for the final performance.

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
06 Ireland
10 Russia
08 Belgium
07 Malta
05 Croatia
08 Azerbaijan
09 Cyprus
07 Norway
08 Israel
05 Romania
10 Italy

 

[Penelope]

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia
08 Slovenia
08 Lithuania
01 Ireland
11 Russia
05 Belgium
06 Malta
08 Croatia
11 Azerbaijan
06 Cyprus
10 Norway
07 Israel
-1 Romania
11 Ukraine

08 Italy

 

[Jacques]

Oh please. It's no SOLDI!

Or monkey

 

[Tisch]

Solovey is so lush. I fear it would have suffered from all the casuals wondering what the FUCK was going on and stuffy juries. I assume it would have qualified though.

Italy a definite possibility of winning. It took me a few listens to go from "boring" to "quite good actually"

 

[Soldi]

Or monkey

Not that SHITE

 

[Penelope]

Violent Thing really needed to not be by a 5 foot 1 pocket gay

 

[dmlaw]

Germany, on the other hand, is hateful rapey bullshit that needs to fuck off very badly indeed.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I suspect Germany would have suffered from a dodgy performance.

 

[D5K]

He doesn't exactly ooze charisma does he?

 

[Penelope]

Germany, on the other hand, is hateful rapey bullshit that needs to fuck off very badly indeed.

OMG I hadn't even thought about the lyrics that way

 

[Lucille]

Violent Thing really needed to not be by a 5 foot 1 pocket gay

Yeah this would’ve fallen flat live I suspect.

 

[ButterTart]

This song works so much better as just audio, when you don't see the little spod who actually sings it.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Just to say... what a GREAT SEMI.

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
06 Ireland
10 Russia
08 Belgium
07 Malta
05 Croatia
08 Azerbaijan
09 Cyprus
07 Norway
08 Israel
05 Romania
10 Italy
06 Germany