I'm filming myself now after a few too many glasses of fizzy rosé actually twerking to it. I don't look that bad thanks to my recent panic pre-40th birthday party gymming regime. Shall I sent it to Anitta?
Oh and before I get 50 abusive tags (but no abusive responses because we can't do that nowadays), the post above was a joke. But perhaps it belongs to an era when we as humans and as Moopy posters weren't as literal and cringey about everything.