Finland 2024: Windows95man - No Rules!

[Tisch]

Cyan Kicks doing much better than expected, I kind of had them down to fill the numbers...

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sara doing very well with the juries.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DEATH TO JURIES

 

[Soldi]

Olly

 

[VoR]

Olly calling in LIVE from a toilet cubicle at the RVT.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Get that promo OLLY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not the UK coming CORRECT

 

[GinAg (39)]

Strong taste from the UK.

 

[wildchild]

Kinda hoping Sara, wouldn’t mind sending Sexmane or Mikael Gabriel either just to FLOP in the semis.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Scandi rivalry is so uninteresting.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is neither cha cha cha or cicciolina.

BIN

 

[Tisch]

This is neither cha cha cha

Not that it's OBVIOUS

 

[GinAg (39)]

OK that changes things!

 

[Tisch]

I assume that public vote is HUGE

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hard for anyone else to win but Windows95man

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hard for anyone else to win but Windows95man

And that 10/10 nonsense WINS!

 

[Soldi]

Fuck that

 

[Alla]

OMG windows95 Thank god, that Sara was insipid as hell.

 

[wildchild]

 

[OutSynk]

LOL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CORRECT

 

[Tisch]

Wow, the jury LOSER! Did the UK 12 push them through?

I think I'm here for it?? I also think it may be Finland's worst result for a while

 

[GinAg (39)]

I rarely enjoy novelty shite, but I found it FUN.

 

[VoR]

Well at least it wasn't the Putin apologist.

 

[Alla]

Wow, the jury LOSER! Did the UK 12 push them through?

They still had some lead.

 

[Tisch]

They're looking a bit AWKWARD. Are they about to reject the Eurovision invitation LIVE ON STAGE?

 

[OutSynk]

Juries entirely useless

 

[Suomi]

Delighted with that but it was a strong field

 

[Alla]

Don't know the name but surely they'll have to change the windows logo for Eurovision?

 

[Soldi]

They're looking a bit AWKWARD. Are they about to reject the Eurovision invitation LIVE ON STAGE?

HOPEFULLY

 

[Suomi]

The pacing of these results was so drawn out. Was the host working out the totals whilst CLUBBING?

 

[Tisch]

They still had some lead.

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I'm still choosing to personally blame/praise Olly Alexander solely for sending them to Eurovision. (Once I decide if I'm fully on board or not)

 

[VoR]

He's already said he'd go to Eurovision apparently.

I do think it'll do very well with the televoters, but hard to avoid the suspicion that Finland have taken the wrong lesson from Käärija's success.

 

[Tisch]

The pacing of these results was so drawn out. Was the host working out the totals whilst CLUBBING?

And the extended mic-ing up section, they were so not ready!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yeah it will likely eat up public votes and flop hard with juries.

But yes, Finland move away from novelty next year please.

 

[Alla]

I'm still choosing to personally blame/praise Olly Alexander solely for sending them to Eurovision. (Once I decide if I'm fully on board or not)

I heard @ButterTart was part of the UK jury and changed everyone else's votes to secure windows95's win.

 

[Alla]

This is basically 90s Eurodance and I'm here for it.

 

[Lucille]

It’s a fun song but does have the whiff of TOXIC HETEROSEXUALITY that I hope doesn’t become their TRADEMARK. I’m happy to have it in the competition seeing as the two I ranked above this were a bit on the night.

 

[OutSynk]

That chorus is UNDENIABLE.

 

[GinAg (39)]

He it also a decent singer, which for fast paced song helps a lot.