Germany 2025: Abor & Tynna - Baller

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I reckon Italy are on for a result similar to Francesca.

It's crazy that they get away with an alright result even with such DIRGE.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s had some STYLING OCH CONSULTING, bought a WIND MACHINE and eliminated ANY LIVE VOCALS, and it’s turned out pretty great!

 

[VoR]

She's not very ENGAGING, is she?

Even Pia Maria had more charisma.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Even Pia Maria had more charisma.

I’m not sure that repeatedly prodding at your own ear can be considered charisma.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

She's not very ENGAGING, is she?

Even Pia Maria had more charisma.

THAT'S THE POINT!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I think she’s quite charismatic in that tv perf actually!

 

[TiShh]

She's not very ENGAGING, is she?

Even Pia Maria had more charisma.

And she didn't even EXIST

 

[PercyPig]

Has she done a live vocal since THAT live performance?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s saving her voice for the big night!

 

[TiShh]

It's all giving very We Are Domi vibes. Fun light show! Questionable vocals! Banging beats! Will probably finish ~21st!

Would also make a good opener if they draw the dreaded "producers choice"

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh I'm forecasting a very BANGING SECOND SLOT

 

[Madison]

Did Stefan Raab and/or Bully(?) beat the Schnulli (??)?

 

[ADONK5]

Would also make a good opener if they draw the dreaded "producers choice"

Oh god is that coming back?!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I can't imagine they'd scrap it. Much as we hate it, when you look at how bad a final like 2022 ended up from how limited the running order options were from the halves, I know what I'd rather have from a TV standpoint.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

ICH BALLER-LA-LA-LA!

*dies of depression on floor*

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Willing to declare this THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG IN GERMAN since NENA - 99 LUFTBALLONS!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

IT REALLY IS!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’m going to gloat so much to the SAD LOSERS predicting it finishes last when it inevitably comes 18th.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Just wanna go Leah Betts mode to this

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This really is only for the girls who’ve used MDMA to get themselves out of a depressive episode!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I'm going to say it girls - this is this year's CITY LIGHTS!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

NAR: the Abor & Tynna back cat happens to be REALLY quite tasty

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

She’s HERE TO STAY!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

It's absolutely the alcohol talking, but I just had a vision of this striding out triumphantly on the night and finishing top ten on the televote

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

It's absolutely the alcohol talking

ALREADY?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

ALREADY?

SOME OF US USE OUR WEEKENDS!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

!!!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

SOME OF US USE OUR WEEKENDS!

ABUSE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

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!!!

So I change perfumes and buy new dresses
I get this urge again, I want the apocalypse

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Love that this is SECOND on the official Spotify Eurovision playlist

BALLER UP!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What a curious order!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Poor runt of the litter Dobrodošli at the end

 

[VoR]

I really wish whoever curates that playlist would update Montenegro, Luxembourg, Spain and Ukraine with the revamped versions.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Ready to now declare this my FAVE OF THE SEASON! Who’s BALLING UP this Sunday?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Taking the LATE DRAW in semi 2 for this as a SIGN this is actually deeply favoured by the producers

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Love that this is SECOND on the official Spotify Eurovision playlist

BALLER UP!

What a curious order!

Terrible news - Baller relegated to FIFTH

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She mimed it again



Apparently she was sick, again