HOW HATED AM I DARLING?

[Martha Skidd]

All I ever wanted
Was to be talk of the town
Now I’m persecuted
FOR MY NATURAL LOVE OF BROWN

I know it’s controversial
And makes the mods QUITE VEXXY
But squeeze one out and try it girls
COS MARTHA SAYS IT’S SEXY

 

[Lucille]

Honestly MARTH I find the HATE and SPITEFULNESS you’re subjected to more DISGUSTING than anything you’ve joyfully PLOPPED OUT.

 

[Martha Skidd]

Honestly MARTH I find the HATE and SPITEFULNESS you’re subjected to more DISGUSTING than anything you’ve joyfully PLOPPED OUT.

OH DARLING THANK YOU EVERSO

You always follow through for me AND I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT DARLING

 

[Inner Smile]

IGNORE THE BULLIES

 

[Martha Skidd]

Spare a thought for those POOR POOR SOULS who have Marth on IGNORE and hence will NEVER SEE THIS VERY IMPORTANT POLL

 

[Soldi]

It‘s not even FUNNY

 

[Martha Skidd]

I really do think this should be a LIVE THRED

 

[COB]

Don't let them get you down, love.

 

[Martha Skidd]

It‘s not even FUNNY

I just know there’s IRONY to be found SOMEWHERE in this response

 

[Lucille]

MARTH don’t worry about that BITTER TWINK
The rest of us ADORE your STINK.

 

[Soldi]

I just know there’s IRONY to be found SOMEWHERE in this response

You really have been sticking in the insults recently haven’t you, Pen?

 

[Martha Skidd]

OH SOILED, the nappy rash must be the reason you’re so FRACTIOUS today darling

 

[Beverley]

I don’t mind yer

 

[KindaCool]

I love nothing more than a good SHIT JOKE so I need you

 

[Penelope]

You really have been sticking in the insults recently haven’t you, Pen?

Not me this time babe!

 

[Penelope]

The fact MULTIPLE PEOPLE think I'm insane enough to have the kind of multiple personality disorder to make an alias and START A CAMPAIGN TO GET IT BANNED

My insanity tends to play out FAIRLY PREDICTABLY ON MY OWN ACCOUNT!

 

[COB]

I don't take drugs, it might be what they do to a person for all I know

 

[Penelope]

(Although obviously I recognise it's comforting to think FEWER PEOPLE are casting shade )

 

[straightorbroken]

Stools not rules.

 

[jivafox]

Pay your HATERS no mind, Martha luv.

Let them EAT SHIT!

 

[COB]

Pay your HATERS no mind, Martha luv.

Let them EAT SHIT!

!

"How's THIS for a CENTRE SPREAD?"

 

[big ron]

Stick to being Sally.

 

[lolly]

The only thing that gives me more joy than a Martha post is that moment of pure unadulterated bliss after finally passing a particularly girthy type 2.

 

[KindaCool]

Type 6 looks like wheat crackers.

I saw a child SHART in the middle of the mall on the weekend.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s threads like these that are the reason Eileen no longer returns our calls.

Keep them coming.

 

[Lucille]

That POOR WOMAN…​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That POOR WOMAN…​

and at HER AGE!​

 

[ButterTart]

Martha Skidd DEAD is trending, although that might just be people making assumptions based on the smell.

 

[Saltwater]

I wouldn't and couldn't hate the woman whose thought made me smile this morning. Admittedly it was right after reading this but still.

 

[Martha Skidd]

I saw a child SHART in the middle of the mall on the weekend.

PM ME DARLING

 

[Martha Skidd]

I wouldn't and couldn't hate the woman whose thought made me smile this morning. Admittedly it was right after reading this but still.

"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way,"

 

[Martha Skidd]

DARLINGS, for every GORJUS POSTER who votes ‘0’ on my POLE, I’ll be depositing a small token of my appreciation in your PIGEON HOLE at a later date x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DARLINGS, for every GORJUS POSTER who votes ‘0’ on my POLE, I’ll be depositing a small token of my appreciation in your PIGEON HOLE at a later date x

Don't leave us tens out the fun!!!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Stick to being Sally.

Sally almost seemed a bit more tragic, but I love them both and to me they’re all Zu.

 

[Soldi]

I’m SO TEMPTED to just BAN IT

Think of the OUTRAGE

 

[Inner Smile]

Don't you dare

 

[Lucille]

I’m SO TEMPTED to just BAN IT

Think of the OUTRAGE

Are we banning posters now due to their SEXUAL ORIENTATION? Not a good look SOILED.

 

[Inner Smile]

If he likes shit so what? Each to their own

 

[KindaCool]

Have we ever had a scat thread?

 

[lolly]

If he likes shit so what? Each to their own

I'm not sure Martha is fussed if it's their own or not.