Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[Kratz]

How do you think she’s celebrating her birthday?

Feasting on babies?

Just a drink with a friend

 

[GNL]

I hope somebody got her a copy of Spare.

 

[GinAg (39)]

William tries topping for the FIRST TIME

 

[lolly]

 

[Kratz]

Don't speak, DRIVE!

 

[jyxz]

No visible seatbelts…..

 

[Lucille]

Imagine seriously wearing a TIARA.

 

[Lucille]

The state of her.

 

[Kratz]

Imagine seriously wearing a TIARA.

Only when doing the hoovering

 

[Lucille]

Imagine heading out the house and thinking ‘Yeah, this is a normal thing to wear!’

 

[Lucille]

God she’s WICKED.

 

[Kratz]

God she’s WICKED.

Just wait until she leaks a story about 'recycling outfits' to the Mail when she deigns to wear it a second time. She's just like us!

 

[COB]

We only like that when it's Princess Anne doing it after thirty years!

 

[Kratz]

Party Pieces DEAD!

Princess of Wales's parents' party supplies firm sold after brush with insolvency

Carole and Michael Middleton's business, Party Pieces Holdings, has been sold to James Sinclair, an entrepreneur, after failing to avert a collapse into administration, Sky News learns.

news.sky.com

 

[GNL]

Worrying news for Kate. Charles only arranged the marriage to secure a powerful alliance with Party Pieces, and her position is now vulnerable.

 

[Kratz]

Worrying news for Kate. Charles only arranged the marriage to secure a powerful alliance with Party Pieces, and her position is now vulnerable.

I think he has all the silly hats he needs now also, so presumably she’ll be banished to the tower or have a brush with a Fiat Uno before long.

 

[Sheena]

OH NOES! They’ll be down to their last FEW MILLION.

 

[Kratz]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Has she got a red mark on her face?

 

[GinAg (39)]

She truly is STUNNING

 

[jivafox]

 

[GinAg (39)]

For context

 

[Eddie]

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Padam.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Revelling in Ons' misery, evil cow.

 

[Kratz]

What a hideous outfit! She looks like a Calippo!

 

[GinAg (39)]

This pops up every now and then, and it's very funny to me that papers abroad are like 'Kate Middleton falls out with Prince William's presumed mistress' and the UK papers are stuck fishing for clicks with headlines like 'Who is Rose Hanbury? What is her relationship to Prince William? And what the fuck is a Marchioness of Cholmondeley?'

Oooooooooooopppppppppsssss

 

[GinAg (39)]

It appears Kate and Rose have been HANGING OUT.

ARE THEY ALL FUCKING?

 

[Funky]

The picture that the BBC chose to use for the South Korean royal state visit

She’s such a fabulous Hollywood Villain!

 

[Kratz]

‘How many calories in labrador pate?’

 

[lolly]

 

[VoR]

 

[Jark]

well she's not the duchess of evilshere for NOTHING! but what's HIS EXCUSE?

 

[Rita]

It will all be swept under the carpet. The current King and future Kings wife are racists? None of it will ever be addressed by any one and the usual mugs will fawn over their every word.

 

[Star]

Christmas card released;

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[ButterTart]

Christmas card released;

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What a weirdly massive chair.

 

[Lucille]

IT’S CALLED A THRONE.

 

[Finn]

What an absolutely HORRIBLE family

 

[Lucille]

The middle one looks exactly like me as a child.

 

[Lucille]

Why is the BITCH DAUGHTER insisting on sitting down? STAND UP YOU LAZY COW, it’s not like you’re ever GETTING A JOB.

 

[Marilyn]

That image saved as a file onto my computer when I clicked it and I deleted it quickly in a state of panic

Imagine if you died and your family found that in your downloads folder