Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...I really should be attending to my actual work but I MUST GO DEEPER

 

[Dark Carnival]

I BELIEVE HER

 

[Dark Carnival]

They only do that sweater in green and camel. I mean she did her research!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Definitely adding this evidence into the SHE'S DEAD column

 

[octophone]

This is officially insane now.

 

[octophone]

KATE TO APOLOGISE ONSCREEN (from behind a wall and with a bag over her head. Oh, and using a voice distorting megaphone)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this the thing that radicalises us? Will we all be blowing up 5G masts and refusing vaccinations soon?

 

[straightorbroken]

Is that a conspiracy theory tik tok or an Isme advert?

 

[Rachey]

My god some people have too much time on their hands. And that's coming from someone who only works three days a week!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is that a conspiracy theory tik tok or an Isme advert?

BOTH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My god some people have too much time on their hands. And that's coming from someone who only works three days a week!

It's JOURNALISM!

 

[Shoat]

This is the best Royal era so far

FINALLY they're justifying their public paycheck

The idea that all this time Kate has been in hiding she's actually just been merrily teaching herself Photoshop so that she can blur those pesky split ends!

 

[straightorbroken]

Can't wait for her "here comes the science bit" moment.

 

[Rachey]

It's JOURNALISM!

The crazy Tiktokers aren't journalists.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The crazy Tiktokers aren't journalists.

Oh my god, is Prince William holding your fudge hostage too?

BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP

 

[aquaplex]

Omg thinking about it maybe those photos of the queen and liz truss together were just done on the buckingham palace adobe account and Liz was already dead?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg thinking about it maybe those photos of the queen and liz truss together were just done on the buckingham palace adobe account and Liz was already dead?

WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR!?

 

[Rachey]

Ooh apparently people have also picked up on the fact the tree is too green for this time of year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ooh apparently people have also picked up on the fact the tree is too green for this time of year.

That's more like it!

GIVE YOURSELF TO THE TRUTH!

 

[Rachey]

Well now I'm a believer. She's dead.

 

[Kratz]

Well they're not going to inject Kate Middleton into my brain!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg thinking about it maybe those photos of the queen and liz truss together were just done on the buckingham palace adobe account and Liz was already dead?

WHICH LIZ??

 

[aquaplex]

WHICH LIZ??

Both! That thing at the conservatives gathering in American could only be a reanimated corpse. No living creature would have embarrassed themselves like that!!

 

[Kratz]

Maybe the Queen isn't dead and they just have her trapped in the basement?

 

[GNL]

Omg thinking about it maybe those photos of the queen and liz truss together were just done on the buckingham palace adobe account and Liz was already dead?

She did look quite SMALL which we put down to her being old, but maybe the phantom photoshopper hadn't mastered perspective.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Maybe the Queen isn't dead and they just have her trapped in the basement?

 

[Funky]

I haven’t seen moopy this energised in years!

Kate Middleton’s cosmetics surgery mishap followed by a botched photo merge was not on my Internet meltdown bingo card for 2024

Is she in our banner? Because she should be. What a messy icon she has become.

 

[octophone]

Maybe the Queen isn't dead and they just have her trapped in the basement?

Why do you think they've claimed to have entombed her in a private, stone crypt? So that graverobbers won't get in or because they know what her final form will be?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

From a STOP FUNDING HATE article

 

[aquaplex]

She did look quite SMALL which we put down to her being old, but maybe the phantom photoshopper hadn't mastered perspective.

Poor Liz Truss. She wasn’t old enough at that point to start shrinking surely?

 

[Dark Carnival]

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From a STOP FUNDING HATE article

Like I’m going to believe that’s her!

 

[Kratz]

It’s clearly Captain Tom in a lace-front wig

 

[Rita]

Why is she not looking at the camera? I CALL CHIN IMPLANT. You heard it here first girls.

 

[dUb]

 

[lolly]

This is the best Royal era so far

FINALLY they're justifying their public paycheck

The idea that all this time Kate has been in hiding she's actually just been merrily teaching herself Photoshop so that she can blur those pesky split ends!

Can't wait until The Crown gets a reboot in about a decade.

 

[octophone]

Bloody hell!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Officially going crazy now!

 

[Jark]

I'm not buying this one. The lips are smaller in the Vogue shot and it's normal that her generic smile pose will have similarities.

the "shot in November" theory, however... yes. COMPELLING evidence!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm not buying this one. The lips are smaller in the Vogue shot and it's normal that her generic smile pose will have similarities.

the "shot in November" theory, however... yes. COMPELLING evidence!

That was Mopsy lip expert Jarkette, we’ll be back shortly with more