Late night Rewatch: Melodifestivalen 2009 Final - AT MIDNIGHT

[Beverley]

I can’t believe Moopers atteNDED this IN PERSON. I can’t believe I’m only tickling the outside of this RABBIT HOLE.

You weren't even AROUND THEN, were you?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alright you MESSY BOTTOMS, just so you know I had to get pumped up with QUEEN DORIS DRAGOVIC and a THIRD bottle of Sauvignon for this! WHERE ARE WE AT?

 

[Penelope]

Love this thinly-veiled Hero rewrite, as if doing it with a hot man instead of a hot woman was ALL IT NEEDED

But then, I suppose it had won with all the 12s the year before

 

[dmlaw]

Ok, Mans is singing. That will do.

This is no Heroes.

 

[Soldi]

Btw this was the BEST of all of his entries

1. HOPE AND GLORY
2. Cara Mia
3. Heroes

And I won’t hear anything suggesting otherwise

 

[Penelope]

Alright you MESSY BOTTOMS, just so you know I had to get pumped up with QUEEN DORIS DRAGOVIC and a THIRD bottle of Sauvignon for this! WHERE ARE WE AT?

12 minutes in!

 

[Lucille]

Omg twink Mans, his hole must’ve been SPOTLESS back then. (Sorry Ag)

 

[octophone]

TONIGHT AT BUTLINS

A TRIBUTE TO DARIUS

 

[Alla]

Mans never looked better

 

[GinAg (39)]

Absolute CAMP JOY.

 

[Beverley]

Btw this was the BEST of all of his entries

DEF but its still so formulaic

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 minutes in!

It's MADS!!!

 

[Beverley]

She's not much of a singer, is she?

 

[Penelope]

Fuck me the second chorus smashing in with the BEVY OF WHORES shuffling over and them all TWIRLING ACROSS really is the PEAK OF ENTERTAINMENT

 

[ButterTart]

1. HOPE AND GLORY
2. Cara Mia
3. Heroes

And I won’t hear anything suggesting otherwise

1. Cara Mia

He did not perform any other songs.

 

[Penelope]

She's not much of a singer, is she?

I think he's perfectly competent here!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This queen was already here?!!

 

[Madíson]

It's MADS!!!

Hello!

 

[D5K]

1. HOPE AND GLORY
2. Cara Mia
3. Heroes

And I won’t hear anything suggesting otherwise

You and I are going to get on very well.

 

[Alla]

Alright you MESSY BOTTOMS, just so you know I had to get pumped up with QUEEN DORIS DRAGOVIC and a THIRD bottle of Sauvignon for this! WHERE ARE WE AT?

Mans now looking hot, you can't complain!

 

[Dark Carnival]

HOW old is this queeen?

 

[ButterTart]

Why is he dressed like a cartoon butler?

 

[Madíson]

I would much rather have this in a club instead of Hereos.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh I see 's mum is on tonight

 

[D5K]

DEF but its still so formulaic

You say that like it’s a bad thing!

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK

 

[GinAg (39)]

Why is he dressed like a cartoon butler?

Side hustle.

 

[Lucille]

Alright you MESSY BOTTOMS, just so you know I had to get pumped up with QUEEN DORIS DRAGOVIC and a THIRD bottle of Sauvignon for this! WHERE ARE WE AT?

Are you drinking bottle 3 or sitting on it??

 

[Penelope]

10 Hope and Glory

I can't believe he's DISOWNED IT SINCE

 

[Beverley]

1. Cara Mia.
2. Hope and Glory
3. Heroes

 

[ButterTart]

Actually he looks more like a bingo caller.

 

[Soldi]

09 Hope & Glory

 

[Penelope]

Are you drinking bottle 3 or sitting on it??

Why not BOTH?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Azerjeben?

 

[D5K]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK

I can’t drink I’m too busy punching the air

 

[GinAg (39)]

1. Cara Mia.
2. Hope and Glory
3. Heroes

Oh God Cara Mia.

 

[octophone]

Actually he looks more like a bingo caller.

All the fours - four.

 

[Lucille]

You weren't even AROUND THEN, were you?

I was TWENTY. A whole year older than THIRSTY TWINK Soldi is NOW.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Christ, this one.

 

[Alla]

@octophone will like this, I guess.