Late night REWATCH: The Hague 1980 (11:30 10/04)

[Penelope]

@Madison who won Moopyvision 1980

 

[Penelope]

@Lucille prep your own TASTEFUL HOLE PICS

 

[ButterTart]

France liked some right old shite.

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, she's got a cordless phone now. Somebody call Tomorrow's World.

 

[Lucille]

@Lucille prep your own TASTEFUL HOLE PICS

These threads ALWAYS END THE SAME WAY.

 

[Madíson]

@Madison who won Moopyvision 1980

It’s never been done.

The youths took over and moved away from year-based competitions.

 

[Penelope]

It’s never been done.

The youths took over and moved away from year-based competitions.

I meant the results in this thread

 

[Penelope]

at that BITCH SLAP from Ireland

 

[Madíson]

I meant the results in this thread

I’m not getting out of bed to open Excel.

I declare TURKEY the winners.

 

[ButterTart]

Just 6 points from Ireland? Treacherous TOADS.

 

[dmlaw]

Just 6 points from Ireland? Treacherous TOADS.

I know. We should starve them again.

 

[Lucille]

No wonder Morocco had a QUEENY STROP out of the contest after this INDIGNITY.

 

[Madíson]

She doesn’t even know the French for ‘point’.

 

[lolly]

Just think, back in those days the gays could only look on breathlessly at all this glamour, and dream of the days they could spunk all their annual leave entitlement up the wall in one trip.

 

[ButterTart]

And we never reached triple figures again.

 

[Soldi]

How did Italy do SO WELL?

 

[Madíson]

Only contests decided by the very last point announced are truly great.

It’s so annoying 2003 was decided by the ‘10’.

 

[ButterTart]

Look at all those sinister bastards, it looks like the function room at the Elm Guest House.

 

[Lucille]

Was this the beginning of Ireland’s IMPERIAL ERA?

 

[Soldi]

Did he trip up the stairs

 

[Lucille]

Is Johnny Logan DEAD?

 

[Lucille]

Did he trip up the stairs

He’s LENA level of PISSED.

 

[Madíson]

Was this the beginning of Ireland’s IMPERIAL ERA?

No. This was the start of their Johnny Logan era.

 

[Madíson]

Is Johnny Logan DEAD?

DEAD SEXY

 

[ButterTart]

It's almost inconceivable that there were 24 Eurovisions less polished and modern than this.

 

[dmlaw]

And to think that Anmary was born this very year.

 

[lolly]

Ooh, we've beaten Harrogate 1982 for posts

Not convinced it's DESERVED, but nevertheless

 

[Madíson]

Is Noel Kelehan still alive?

EDIT: No

 

[Lucille]

Ooh, we've beaten Harrogate 1982 for posts

Not convinced it's DESERVED, but nevertheless

HOW!

 

[Penelope]

RESULTS

Spoiler

1 Netherlands 49
2 Belgium 38
3 Switzerland 31
4 Ireland 27
5 Austria 27
6 Sweden 22
7 Luxembourg 17
8 Morocco 13
9 United Kingdom 12
10 Norway 11
11 France 9
12 Germany 9
13 Spain 8
14 Turkey 7
15 Greece 4
16 Portugal 3
17 Finland 3
18 Denmark 0
19 Italy 0

 

[ButterTart]

Is Noel Kelehan still alive?

EDIT: No

I'd say the odds are against it from the ungodly death toll of this year. I get the feeling Johnny Logan was the only survivor of that blimp explosion.

 

[Lucille]

It’s also beaten 2010, and was ALMOST AS BAD.

 

[Penelope]

I'd say the odds are against it from the ungodly death toll of this year. I get the feeling Johnny Logan was the only survivor of that blimp explosion.

Stop being so rude about Denmark

 

[Lucille]

Logan is alive and HAS NOT AGED WELL.

 

[ButterTart]

Stop being so rude about Denmark

They should never have attempted a take off so close to the buffet table. He was obviously going to swerve back into it.

 

[Penelope]

A reprise for the winner of MOOPIEVISIE 1980 EVERYONE

 

[dmlaw]

It can only be a matter of time before he has another go.

 

[Madíson]

Late night watching of 1984 Dansk Melodi Grand Prix anyone?

 

[ButterTart]

It can only be a matter of time before he has another go.

He actually did go back a few years later in disguise. I forget the alias he used but I think the song was called '22'.

 

[Madíson]

Oh wow - they have a James Bond style end credit.

Eurovision will return... in IRELAND