Liam Payne Wank Bank + 💧drops

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is she trying to go all Grealish with her haircut.

Not that it works for Grealish either

 

[Soldi]

Not that it works for Grealish either

No one:
Liam Payne:

 

[Lucille]

Why does Liam think anyone wishes to hear him SPEAK?!?

 

[Lucille]

Shut up and show us your nob.

 

[Lucille]

Or don’t.

 

[Pipo]

Why does Liam think anyone wishes to hear him SPEAK?!?

IKR.

 

[lolly]

Apart from anything else, he's utterly without charisma, isn't he?

 

[Lucille]

There’s more charisma in the bag of ‘doorstops’ Martha gifts me each Christmas.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

There’s more charisma in the bag of ‘doorstops’ Martha gifts me each Christmas.

How is she doing? I feel like it's been ages since she left us any of her RUNNY TREATS

 

[Lucille]

Not seen her since she got kicked out of Home Bargains for sneezing then blowing her nose with a turd.

 

[Lucille]

Will she EVER KNOW PEACE?

 

[lolly]

Not seen her since she got kicked out of Home Bargains for sneezing then blowing her nose with a turd.

Who are they kidding? I'd imagine normally that would get you fast tracked to checkout supervisor.

 

[POP!]

Apologizing on screen

 

[Kratz]

The editing

Say a line, do a line was it?

 

[Inner Smile]

Still fancy him

 

[Voodoo]

Poor Liam.

 

[Pipo]

maybe the fact that he sold less than 10 tickets also affected this

 

[Jark]

he looks like absolute dogshit. must be that kidney infection.

 

[OutSynk]

he looks like absolute dogshit. must be that kidney infection.

Nah it’s just the hair.

 

[Kratz]

Kidney infection was it, Li Li?

 

[Pipo]

@OutSynk is this you hun?

 

[OutSynk]

 

[OutSynk]

The emoji surely means it's porn/OnlyFans and not God forbid new music?

 

[Devil]

He actually looks good for once.

 

[Pipo]

Oh, so now HE decided to come out of hiding just like ZAYN did last week eh

 

[GNL]

He looks like he's about to set his XL bully on you.

 

[Pipo]

I see at least 5 new (and hauntingly awful) tattoos.

 

[Jark]

He looks like he's about to set his XL bully on you.

I wonder who's gonna take the bait first

 

[Jark]

I actually like the tattoo on his neck

 

[Lucille]

He’s got no eyes.

 

[Jark]

He’s got no eyes.

those eyes are so haunted now that no photo will ever show them again. a bit like when Daniella Westbrook lost her septum and Eastenders just kept on filming her from high angles.

 

[tommie]

He needs a further chin implant to complete the "Chad" look.

 

[Pipo]

He needs a further chin implant to complete the "Chad" look.

the first one was bad enough!

 

[lolly]

I'd still very much like to feel his chin on my arsehole, as much as I hate myself for it.

 

[tommie]

the first one was bad enough!

The trend of buccal fat removal needs to die on its arse tbh

 

[Voodoo]

I'm rather surprised he has managed to keep his recording contract. Hmmm...

 

[tommie]

I'm rather surprised he has managed to keep his recording contract. Hmmm...

 

[Inner Smile]

Still need him

 

[Pipo]

what in the fresh hell of OneRepublic's Apologize, Jordin Sparks Battlefield, Justin T's Cry Me A River, Beyonce's Halo 2009 sounding bop is this?

 

[jivafox]